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[WDT] 1/14/2022[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 14, 2022.

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  1. SouthernIdiot

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    Yeah, you ladies have to deal with way too much crap with your reproductive systems. Men die sooner but all in all I think we get the better deal.
     
    #101 SouthernIdiot, Jan 19, 2022
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    What’s that joke, never trust anything that bleeds a week a month and still doesn’t die?
     
    #102 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 19, 2022
  3. bewildered

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    With the regularity that you injure yourself, you might fit the description.
     
    #103 bewildered, Jan 19, 2022
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    Bats menstruate. Are you saying women are vampires?
     
    #104 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 19, 2022
  5. NatCH

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    If you want to seem more trustworthy, don’t go around talking about your hemorrhoids.
     
    #105 NatCH, Jan 19, 2022
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    It's 11:30, do you know where your girlfriend's IUD is right now? What if she had it removed to trap you into a baby? Look at that IG model that got a kooter full off hot sauce in Drake's bathroom.

    I had to assume they were dead based on the advanced level of infections and David Fincher the high contrast sepia tone close ups from the 70s.
     
    #106 Kubla Kahn, Jan 19, 2022
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    I'll worry about Drake groupies when I get Drake money.
     
    #107 Aetius, Jan 19, 2022
  8. SouthernIdiot

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    If you make it, just remember to put hot sauce in your used condoms.
     
    #108 SouthernIdiot, Jan 20, 2022
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    The difference between used and unused is a very thin and very dangerous line.
     
    #109 Aetius, Jan 20, 2022
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    And it feels like there’s nothing there!™️
     
    #110 NatCH, Jan 20, 2022
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    the broken bones don’t usually breach the surface
     
    #111 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 20, 2022
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    Shittiest skin care regimen ever.
     
    #112 Nettdata, Jan 20, 2022
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    Unrelated to anything at all: I'm working on pricing a project for a new civic building. Two of the accent paint colours noted are "Chinese Red," and "Colonial Yellow."

    Clearly, Pittsburgh Paints are behind the times in terms of wokeness.
     
    #113 Dcc001, Jan 20, 2022
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    To go with a base layer of Black Lives Matter?
     
    #114 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 20, 2022
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    Hey, at least it wasn't Chinese Yellow.
     
    #115 dixiebandit69, Jan 20, 2022
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    #116 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 20, 2022
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    Holy hell do not tempt these fates.

    and y’all, fun fact, when your kids are grown?

    sweet fucking Jesus yes you can sleep in and it’s glorious. But the worries? I don’t know if it’s because mine are baby adults still bumping into shit hoping food falls out or what but…they’re so very still there.

    re: uteruses and their shitty awesome horribleness…

    I had a robotic hysterectomy in March of 2019 and it’s impossible for me to overstate how much my quality of life has improved.
    I got my time back, I got my energy back, I got my sleep back (part of it at least). I don’t have to worry about event timing and my cycle anymore.

    I have zero regrets. Fuck that treacherous organ. She did her job now she can go.
     
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  18. NatCH

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    I’m in my late thirties, and we’re thinking of having kids. I figure, I’ve hated my life thus far, so why not hate a child as well?
     
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    Misery loves company.
     
    #119 SouthernIdiot, Jan 20, 2022
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