I have not. I knew I was doing something wrong. The closest to an actual response stated that, yes, Satan worship and witchcraft are two different things but that they both worship Satan and that's what counts! The ignorance, it hurts.
Youre talking about The Paper Chase right? Houseman sure went out with a laugh for his last role. He was the stone-faced ancient driver's Ed instructor in The Naked Gun. "Apply the brake..."
How is it 2014 and people are still talking about Satan? Do they not realize that if they have the wrong sect that they get to meet Satan too? That rule's kind of a biggie. Satan worship is a freedom religion that like shock gags. Witchcraft is a worship of nature that fat girls gravitate towards. Two very different things.
At the mega church I was at this weekend, they did a decent rendition of this song. That shit is catchy and I can't get it out of my dam head. Its driving me crazy. I think Cartman was right about Christian rock bands, they are the best way to make a million dollars.
Creed made even more just pretending to be one. At least they had Mark Tremonti to cushion the blow. And you think Nickelback has some haters? These guys...what melodramatic horse shit. The only real Christian band I know is Jars Of Clay, they had a hit called "Flood" from the 90's.
P.O.D is/was Christian. They had a couple hits like "Alive" and "Boom". Edit: And of course Stryper from the 80s.
RIGHT. Stryper was fucking hilarious. They dressed like traffic barriers. Cheesy as fuck. Mullet as fuck. Their videos were laugh riots.
Thats a tricky dichotomy. Well, I'll choose the God of Angel Armies then. She is a very clever and convincing girl.
Especially in Legion. The God Angels were packing some serious heat to fight the Abortion Angels with. That movie of all things answered me a question thats haunted me since childhood: "Why don't angels ever use machine guns?" ...and now they do. Angels dying of AIDS with machine guns.
Fuck YEAH. No, but really, every mention of Satan in the bible is completely dubious at best. Funner fact: satan means "messenger" in Aramaic. Think about who he's delivering the message from during the few brief instances when he does pop up. Fascinating really. Everyone needs the villain. You can't live without the bad guy. For instance: ICP.
I would literally respond by saying "Jesus fucking Christ..." and a facepalm picture , then block block block.
Is she single? Its been a while since I've dated a crazy Christian girl. Its fun for like two months.
You mean "jesus ===D christ" ? Because that would be better. And make sure not to capitalize it. They love it when you don't capitalize it.
Exactly. We need bad guys. Nemesis. Without them the good guy is just a guy. Upping can't have Van Helsing without Dracula. You can't have Abercrombie without Fitch. Without Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker is just running around in jammies and tongue-kissing his twin sister.
That's the best part. The girl never responded once, just let her people attack me. She couldn't even defend her own stance. Married, has a kid, uses facebook to beg for money when her husband is unemployed and she's a stay at home mom. Pray for her, you guys. I only keep her around for entertainment purposes. She's one of the Christians that make all Christians look bad.
Not capitalizing it caused me to get a longwinded hate mail message on another site once. They take that shit serious.
Generally speaking, arguing belief systems isn't going to end well. You're not going to change their mind, they're not going to change yours - unless either party is looking to have their beliefs changed. Live and let live, folks. In other news, my office fish died today. In his memory, I offer a slightly different focus. Rest in peace, Franz. NSFW
I don't care what you believe. But don't paint me to be an asshole because I don't care and don't share your beliefs...and I'll return the favor.