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WDT 1/24/14 NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 24, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    In my defense, it's one of those "select whichever answers are most applicable" tests and they are written by some legal douchecanoe (sorry lawyers) in this manner:

    WHAT THE FUCK?
    Edit: I just took the quiz. I answered one question wrong and failed the whole test. First fail under my belt. I'm going for gold here.
     
    #21 Angel_1756, Jan 24, 2014
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    Clearly the answer is F.
     
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    I thought when it comes to legal questions, the answer is always "Maybe" or "it depends".
     
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    Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14

    I hope they wipe down the equipment when they're done.

    Edit: And I bet that locker room looked a lot better than the one I just walked in on.
     
    #24 happyfunball, Jan 24, 2014
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    Yeah Dave Tate was on T-Nation not that long ago bitching about the people who load up the bar with the light bumper plates and take pics. It looks like several hundred pounds but it's all 10 lb bumper plates.
     
    #25 john_b, Jan 24, 2014
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    Ok fair enough that shit is fucked.
     
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    I'll just leave this here <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html#0u67Bz8fEu9IPWJ7.01" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/nor ... u9IPWJ7.01</a>

     
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    #29 Angel_1756, Jan 24, 2014
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    Given the discussion in the Sexual Bucket List thread, I just spent 5 minutes tried to come up with a good threesome joke about being the marshmallow crispy between you two cookies, made myself laugh a lot, but then never had anything good. But, it's the thought that counts.
     
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    Given the configuration of an Oreo cookie, I'm pretty sure that means you're boning one of us while the other slaps on a strap-on and makes you her (my) bitch.
     
    #32 Angel_1756, Jan 24, 2014
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    But where does the crispy part factor in?
     
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    So, 100,000,000 miles each way and back already after landing on an impossibly powerful event horizon made of pure energy. This is the country with no tail fins or guidance systems on their rockets. Did they do the obligatory shot of twenty citizens standing in the street cheering yet?

    What an achievement. And to think the West is yet to design a craft that can withstand the surface of Venus yet, these guys landed on an fusion star that vaporized a comet from eight hundred thousand miles away.
     
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    I gotta tell ya . . .I think they are lying about it.
     
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    I believe Dennis Rodman was instrumental in this feat.
     
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    Just got my annual review/raise. Raise was $6k, which was awesome. Normally I'll get a $1-2k performance bonus on top of that. This time, my boss told me "I understand your first kid is coming up."

    Yup. $12k bonus later and I had tears in my eyes. This takes A LOT of stress off my wife and I. A lot.

    There are some good people out there afterall.

    And now I'm gonna get smashingly drunk and try to convince the wife to let me do her in the butt.
     
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    I was to see a picture of the guy sticking the NK flag into the surface of the sun. Perhaps hit a few golf balls while he's there.

    The sad thing is that the people of NK are so shut out and blocked from the rest of reality of the world that they'll believe it. They think President Psy is a god just like his studly, genius father was. They are taught to believe horrible things there, like of you touch literature from outside the country your hands will rot off.
     
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    We're gonna have to flip for the strap on. I claimed Rush in the MFK thread so I think I need to be in charge.

    Sorry Rush, you brought it on yourself.
     
    #39 happyfunball, Jan 24, 2014
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    Hmm, well, if one of you was upside down and you replace "strap on" with a tongue, I think we can begin negotiations.
     
    #40 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 24, 2014
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