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WDT 1/24/14 NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 24, 2014.

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  1. shimmered

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    I have no qualms with being naked around people.
    I have issues with being GROSS around people.

    Ex: Sitting naked after shower on bench in locker room WITH towel under butt?
    Not gross. Ok.
    Sitting naked after shower on bench in locker room WITHOUT towel under butt?
    Fucking nasty.

    Hand dryers are not asshole dryers, taint dryers, or pussy dryers. They're HAND dryers. Do you use your blowdryer in the privacy of your own home on those regions? If so...okay, but you're in the minority. The rest of the world generally doesn't do that. Save it for your own personal blow dryer. In the locker room, use your fucking towel.

    Need to walk past someone in a tight space to your locker? No big. Keep your towel on til you get to your locker. That way when your ass (or dick or FUPA or whatever) brushes past them, you're COVERED.


    Courtesy and not being gross = okay naked time.

    Being a discourteous, gross, oblivious fuck? I hate you.
     
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    My kids are out of school (again), so the youngest is downstairs playing video games. I'm fine with that.


    but goddamn do I hate the mic'd game playing. First, he's a loud talker anyway (because of the deafness from all of the sinus issues), and second, he's shouting louder because he's on a mic and he doesn't understand he doesn't have to yell.

    IreallylovemykidsIswearbut that mic is about to take a trip down the toilet.
     
  3. Kubla Kahn

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    The amount of ass hair I have makes it weird for everyone. I hide my shame.
     
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    Actually, yes. I played football in high school and would never shower until I got home from practice. I just didn't see the need to shower in one of the grossest, uncomfortable, and shittiest places to take a shower when I had a perfectly good one at home. It didn't have to do with the nakedness in front of other people, it was more, here is a disgusting group shower where the water is lukewarm at best and filled with god knows what kind of bacteria, I think I'll just wait it out.

    Beyond that, who really wants to shower with a bunch of other people?
     
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    Farting in your aerobics instructor's face as you're bending over = Gross!
    Leaving shit stains on your towel as you get up and leaving it there = Also gross!
    Putting a maxi pad on your underwear in front of the whole damn locker room because you're incontinent = please God get me out of here.

    There are privacy stalls! Use them if you have issues.
     
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    Splain this please.


    Because I genuinely DO NOT understand how this happens.
     
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    You should only shower with other people when you have no choice, like prison, the army or by a leering bull-dyke gym teacher.
     
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    Being in the Army turned me into a 2 a.m. shower-er while I was having to stay in a bay. Fuck that shit. I'll wake up 45 minutes in the middle of the night for some privacy.
     
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    Well, they were old ladies, all sitting around gabbing. To give the woman credit, she at least had a towel down. She stood up and there it was. And she just goes about her business. Getting dressed, carrying on her conversation. I debated saying something but talk about awkward. Plus she was mean. Worst woman in my whole class. I was hoping one of her friends would say something, but I guess they get used to that kind of stuff. I mean, she was a larger lady, and you might think maybe she just didn't wipe properly, but she just got out of the shower. How do you not feel something like that?

    The imagery of typing that and bringing it all back...she was also the one that farted in my face. I'm not sure it was an accident. I told my boss I wanted hazard pay after that incident. She didn't find it as funny as I did.
     
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    Man, you're all just bitching and moaning about locker rooms, but at least that shit is contained. People peeing just out in the open, that's something else alltogether.
     
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    The one time showers were mandatory for me was after wrestling practice in high school (of course). Not showering would be gross and a great way to get ringworm, impetigo, etc.

    The absolute worst was the locker room at the YMCA in my hometown. It had the typical old guys walking around with their sagging balls out, creepy guys in the steam room, people that insisted on talking to you when you are naked and just want to put your damn clothes on... on and on.
     
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    This locker room talk reinforces me missing having my own gym. Gross.
     
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    He's just doing what everybody else is thinking.
     
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    I also like how they block out his eyes, but not his peen.

    And they're right, why was that girl standing so close to the splash zone? And more importantly, wearing UGG boots and pajama bottoms in public?
     
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    Or shitting. Which also explains the shit stains from sitting on a towel

     
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    I don't even want to know what her underwear looks like after that. And of course, it's what I'm thinking about.

    That's the kind of incident I want to know the story behind. Did she have an argument with the owners, is she mentally disturbed? Who does that just because?
     
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    I'm thinking it's ultimately some sad shit that will ruin your day.
     
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    I know I've been angry before at various establishments, but I've never been, take-a-shit-on-the-floor, angry. That's some next-level shit. Either that, or mental illness. Even with mental illness though, I don't get it.
     
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    She looks like she'd been practicing that for awhile.
     
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    That and I remember hearing gym showering in high school for athletes was the worst place as far as fucked up adolescence hazing/bullying. I never showered in the gym when I wrestled in middle school because it might has well been a bathroom in Calcutta. I heard horror stories of them in high school but I quit my freshman year so I never saw any of it first hand.
     
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