Lately, it takes a lot to ruin my day...so knowing why some random woman just shit in a supermarket floor might be more amusing than sad to me.
In high school we used to cover the shower floor with the liquid soap from the dispensers and have Slip N' Slides. And I know what you are all thinking, of coarse we had races.
The shower attached to the locker room our wrestling team used was actually pretty clean, and we used some serious disenfectant soap so you were clean. The worst part was how freezing cold the water was during the winter months. I always saw not showering after wrestling to be way worse than having to deal with a shower you aren't familiar with, still do. Thankfully hazing never really occured too, the worst might be a handful of ice chucked into the shower or a random towel-whipping.
This is my story too. Wrestling, I showered when I got home. All it was was unhygienic grossness and the popular/athlete guys spilling outright cruelty onto anybody smaller or weaker (and no one else) as a means of lashing back at the homosexual rage that was constantly tapping them on their shoulder. How else do you explain volunteering to be naked with other dudes on a room filled with dank, black mould-infested grossness? A shower room is a giant urinal with hot water spraying out of holes in the walls. That's what it is.
This is how. <a class="postlink" href="http://zeenews.india.com/news/health/diseases/one-in-5-women-aged-40-suffer-from-accidental-bowel-leakage_25236.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://zeenews.india.com/news/health/di ... 25236.html</a>
Every time I read about someone shitting or pissing on a floor in a public place, I have to marvel at how well they were able to let go of decades-old potty training. I found out the hard way one time that it is really hard to let myself eliminate in non-approved places (i.e. toilet, woods). Hell, it even takes me at least 30 seconds to let go enough to pee in a cup at the doctor's office and I do that at least once a year.
Why do I feel the need right now to point out that I am NOT one of the one in five statistic? My anus is fine. Such a weird thing to be proud about.
Agreed. Pooping in the a multistall bathroom, or peeing, or rattling tampon wrapper, whatever...I'm too anxious.
Reading that reminded of that opera singer who lost her job because she shits and farts when she performs because of an improperly healed episiotomy. They basically cut straight down into her asshole creating one large orifice, a 'vajanus' if you will. Now, when she tenses her abdominal muscles, presumably to hit the high notes, she farts uncontrollably and sometimes shits herself. Good times all around, I say. She would be fun on dates.
Ewwwwwwww, one of the things I dreaded about childbirth and didn't have to experience because I had a c-section. And they would try to reassure you, like "Oh, it's much better to get an episiotomy than if it were to tear naturally. Clean cut vs. jagged tear!" SHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCKUPGAHHHHH!
There is nothing reassuring about any of that. I don't want that part of my body all messed up. One of my friends had a baby last week and she's talking about the stitches and the edema and I'm sitting there thinking that I'm super glad that when I was/when I get pregnant, it's a c-section automatically no matter what. My OBGYN isn't thrilled but she doesn't get a vote, she just has to get me and the baby out of it alive.
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW Waa...... What? Doctors cut your vagina down into your asshole? And this is normal practice? Reason 182625 I am glad I have a dick.
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW This is what inspires penis envy. It isn't that men are paid more or automatically are more respected. It's that you will never be cut twat to shitter and then shove a giant melon out of the hole.
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW My dad was an OB/GYN. He used to joke about asking husbands if they wanted a honeymoon stitch.
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW Some ladies shit while giving birth as well. Our one friend that I've mentioned is OCD when it comes to bathroom stuff was paranoid that his wife would do that. Out of all the things that could happen, that's what set him off. Why am I talking so much about shit today?
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW They try to reassure you, saying it happens regularly... That doesn't reassure me. I don't like poo. "regularly" doesn't make it okay. Poo is gross.