Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW This sounds like an it came straight out of an Ob/Gyn manual geared to truck drivers and long shore men.
Pregnancy sounds like one giant pain in the ass, then you have a kid and during that they cut you wide open and you crap yourself? Then after that you don't sleep for a few years? Why do women have kids? The whole process sounds totally miserable. I know my sister in law has had a tough pregnancy. She was horribly nauseous for 6 months, and before that she had go through the whole IVF ordeal.
Right by that comma, you left out a lot more fun stuff besides the nausea you mentioned! There's hemorrhoids, back pain, swollen feet, difficulty sleeping, finding a comfortable position, pressure on the bladder, and strange food cravings.
Doc says our next time should be okay. That's too much for me to hope for right now - but in the past I've only gotten morning sickness once with each child. I never pooped myself. Months 3-7 are awesome because I wasn't all tired and worn out, and sexy times were awesome, AND I got some bewbs out of it... I don't know that I'll ever do IVF or anything like that. That's probably more than I can deal with.
Post this if you know anyone who has ever had anything wrong with them. At all. That a bandaid couldn't cover. Thanks. LIKE & SHARE.
Like and repost if you hate cancer, satan, Obama, republicans, guns, and marijuana. Ignore if you love the devil.
so i fucked my knee at work today, after 4 hours of icing it and a pint of pain reliever i'm pretty sure its not just a sprain. FUCK And I'll ignore shimmered's post since me and the devil are good people
Since when have the devil and satan been different things? Did I miss the latest schism? (edit, schism sounds like jisum) Spoiler I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
I missed the sarcasm font. My phone autocorrected font to gong and then don't before it would accept font. Dick.
I had to chip off ice an inch thick to go to the store a couple hours ago. I don't know how you northeners do it. Although I will probably be complaining about the 110 weather this summer too. Y'alls talks about getting split like a fish to give birth vaginally is making me happy to not be pregnant and sad for my sister who I know has 6weeks of sitting on frozen peas ahead of her. Well, 6 weeks in between home reno and caring for 3 kids. Fuuuuuun.
I don't understand how you could question this. I have a red velvet cupcake and a small container of vanilla bean ice cream. I lost 13 lbs in the past month (I'm the lightest I've been since 2012...that summer). I doubt I regret eating this.
I'm not questioning the regret, i know I' gonna hate myself, but the only other thing i have to drink is half pints of jose' All i can hope for is when I wake upo a 5:30 my hangover doesn't exist
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW The Wife just informed me that Clomid increases the odds 10 points for twins, another 10 points if you're under 25. Twins also run in my family..... Fuck.