I regret the carrot cake cupcake I had. I want to be 200 pounds by St. Patrick's Day and that eating my feelings away is 85% the reason why I got fat in the first place. In a related story, fuck my co-workers today. I've billed 40 hours worth of work by 5 PM on a Thursday, while people have been on Facebook all day.
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW Also if you go by world totals, odds are they'll be Chinese. At least you'll be raising doctors. BLOODSPORT IS ON FUCK YAH SONNNNNNN That very good, but brick don't hit back.
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW Is it bad that I immediately thought you were on post cycle therapy off a steroid cycle?
Re: Re: WDT 1/24/14 NSFW Goddammit Mom, not all of us are meant to be doctors!!!!!!! Er... Hey, anyone here an expert in IPDI-based polyurethanes? I'm looking for some accurate density values.
I won't keep eating things like that - Tuesday was an awful horrible day and my brother and his family came over and brought cupcakes...which are my weakness. And beer. They brought beer too. Anyway. Once the doctor is willing to let me return to normal activities I'll be back under a bar and work my coping skills that way.
This is now a Bloodsport catchphrase thread. Break my record. Now I break you. Just like I break your friend!
I have been on the road for work for the last 5 days, and I miss my wife. I guess this is what love is? Taking up the entire bed is awesome for a night or two, but after a few days it gets old, and my hand gets tired of doing all the work. The hotel I am in is 8 miles from a ski slope. I went snowboarding today for 5 hours. That was pretty fricking sweet. I am in Pennsylvania, and there is no carry out beer by the hotel. So I am sitting here sober watching the Netflix. Boredom be thy name. Sorry for posting in the drunk thread when not drunk. Where are my manners?
I wanted to chime in on the gym conversation from earlier. Guys, there is a reason why the gym locker room makes you so uncomfortable- You are being sexually harassed. Think about that feeling you have in the locker room. It is how women feel when you creep on them, then laugh about it with your friends. If you don't believe me that those guys are sexually harassing you, and not just being weird, go check out the missed connections section of the local craigslist. 50% of the posts are guys talking about checking you out in the locker room, and wanting to suck off other dudes in the steam room/shower. It is creepy as fuck. This is why I prefer to play on sports teams instead of going to the gym. It also explains why I'm fat, since most of those leagues focus on boozing and not really competing.
Softball is a great example of the lazy man 's sport. Don't wanna chase the ball? Pitch or catch. Hell, theres an extra outfielder too. The pitches are slow, and when you hit it you look like an athlete; even in sweatpants. Plus you're supposed to drink while playing, some people smoke cigarettes while at bat. It's that classy.
Yea, I know I got crapped on earlier in the year for playing kickball, but I still defend it. Its better than softball. Softball you have to worry about a solid object hitting you in the face, kickball its a soft bouncy ball coming your way. It can still do some damage, but not like a softball. Old people play softball, the younger generation is making the change to kickball for an adult drinking game. Think about what you'd rather do while drinking, trying to hit and catch a softball, or kickball. As much as I love beer league hockey, it is not a drinking game. Its a get drunk after and piss off the girlfriends/wives game.