If you want an awesome retriever-related dog, Weimeraners are amazing. Their short coat shimmers with a an incredibly ghostly grey light, the have spooky sled dog eyes and they love their owners to the death. If you buy a Dalmatian, punch yourself in the face for making such a stupid trendy mistake. Most retarded breed there is. I only assume fireman had them because they would be dumb enough to run into a burning building. On the rare occasion you own one that doesn't try to take a kid's arm off, congratulations.
I don't know about that. I have a hound rescue, former hunting dog, that is dumber than a box of milkbones. Like "barking at his reflection in the glass door for 20 minutes" dumb. Pure breeds can have a lot of health issues, and mentally they are pretty stupid. Never get a hound, they're obnoxious and never shut up. Ever.
True for a lot of dogs that were bred to have a specific purpose. Bloodhounds are great example of this. It's almost like they are autistic and all they want to do is track all day. There was one of the dog park last week and it wasn't even playing with the other dogs. Was just sniffing and searching. The guy who owned it said it was the worst decision he's ever made and that it was a terrible pet.
Is it considered tacky or in poor taste to ask a girl if she has implants? I mean, wouldn't it be considered a compliment?
Beagles. Jesus Christ you could hear them from Space. If a single dog barks within a mile radius, they will soon be heard within a three miles radius. And their gluttons and often turn into furry watermelons. My wife's 92 year old grandmother has a beagle who upon the moment of making eye contact with my daughter sees Satan herself and tries to eat her throat. This dog who is usually friendly just HATES my kid, and all hounds are hunter-killers which is a scary thing. Remember kids-Snoopy may be small but in real life he could tear a fox to shreds. Imagine what a Bloodhound could do. I know they're smart dogs, goofy-looking, but I find them extremely intimidating because of what they're capable of-- You can't run, you can't hide and you sure as hell won't be able to fight back when they corner you. They take down bears.
My buddy has two blue tick healers. He also had a cat. Keyword being had. Cat minded its own business, lived in the outdoor garage doing cat shit. It hopped down from the rafters one day while the dogs were out. They chased it, cornered him using team work, and basically ate him. I am somehow a cat person. Probably because it leaves me alone generally, doesn't leave 20 gallons of goo on every surface. Come to think of it I might be a plant person because the plant doesn't demand to lie on my face if I've been absent for longer than 20 minutes. And by plant I mean cactus, because fuck having to water something. Yes, yes, my life is very empty and hollow.
We only have a cat. The dog made it lose its shit last night and she attacked my wife like a pissed-off teenager. It was pretty rad. We'll be getting a dog next year, should be interesting.
I don't know how you can own three dogs, especially if you work full time. I wouldn't even be able to manage one and I have a big back yard that is well fenced that could accommodate a large, energetic animal.
Having just one would be very hard. Having two is the same amount of work, but you don't have to worry about the one being all alone. So my advice is don't get just one. Also, pick the low energy puppy that sleeps all the time.
Another Australia Day completed without loss of a limb or being eaten by sharks or bitten by anything poisonous. Feet are ripped to shreds from climbing up a rock wall covered in oyster shells and there is a massive hole in my wall from beer pong related antics but otherwise a good day had by all.
The current female has three dogs and two cats and works twelve hour shifts five days a week. I feel sorry for those dogs considering two are high energy pups less than a year old. She keeps them in crates when she goes to work. She is one of those bleeding heart adoption people who can't pass up a sad looking animal. I think she made terrible decisions getting the puppies, but obviously can't say anything because I'm supposed to support her choices...
There are days when I REALLY want to disown some of my cousins, they have been posting on Facebook all day about how the Chemtrails are so bad in Charlotte today that they can smell them. "It was clear and sunny this morning, now it's overcast and I can smell the Chemtrails!" Followed by "weather engineering" "Government controls the weather" bullshit. Christ.
Yup, they all hold it as gospel, the government "sprays" on a daily basis using retrofitted commercial airliners to disguise the "weather control" and "population control" on the masses. Also these people believe that they can taste the fluoride in tap water or any water that isn't bought at whole foods. Because fluoride gives you cancer.