I heard about it. Shits big in Russia. It causes your skin and underlying flesh to turn scaly and green like a crocodile(krokodil) and rot and fall off. Huge nasty infections and sometimes death.
My friend back in college was so drunk once he got shot and didn't notice. The backstory is he and my other friends were out in Denver getting wasted when he got surly and got kicked out of the bar. Apparently he decided he was going to walk to his apartment which was close-ish. The next day he wakes up in the drunk tank, he has a small hole in his jeans but doesn't notice because I imagine the hangover was pretty extraordinary. During the next week he notices he has this pain in his shin thats not going away. He decides to go get it checked out and they discovered he had a small caliber bullet lodged in his shin. He's not sure why or how he got shot, he literally had no recollection of that night. So ya, drink enough and you won't remember getting shot.
Here are a few articles that explain what is wrong with CrossFit. http://www.tsmethod.com/blog/crossfit-workouts-what-is-wrong-with-crossfit/ http://crudefitness.com/how-crossfit-forges-elite-failure/ I could go into the people I know and have talked to who are in the field of human performance and how they condemn CrossFit for its dangers. I could list the credentials of these people, their scholarly work, their employers, and the elite athletes they train. I could also discuss how physical therapists I know love CrossFit because it kept them in business but it's no use. You are tied to your opinion and occupation so I'm not going to bother.
A delectable concoction of codeine, match heads and paint thinner. Kills most users on the first year. Most painful come-down of any drug. Severe, fast-acting gangrene. Sign me up.
Let them have it, just when they walk in complaining of their bones showing tell them to fuck off and lie in the bed they made.
Morning, Idiots. Here's some AM music for you. From the producers of this: Spoiler May I present for your aural satisfaction, Chinese Food! Spoiler P.S. Crown, I expect a two page, single spaced, dissection of all that is wrong with this.
Some folks here may be more interested in Hoo Flung Du. I don't see why y'all gotta hate. I mean Fridays are awesome and who doesn't love Chinese food?
We'll today is going to suck for productivity. Not even realizing it until now, I'm in the building across the street from the Aaron Hernandez trial and it's a fucking zoo.
I worked for a company based in Harrisburg for 9+ years. The people are nice enough in a "middle of nowhere" sort of way. It's pretty much Pennsyltucky as far as I was concerned. The one thing I didn't like about it is that the Pennsylvania Dutch don't know how to cook. Getting a decent steak or Italian food was basically impossible. I'm not sure I ever had a decent meal there. I have spent a little bit of time in Cleveland - but not enough to make a fair comparison. My experience there was under whelming.
Anyone else get the eerie feeling when her and the panda came down the stairs together that she had just been raped?
Now I'm hungry. They would be insulted you think that. That's all people around here talk about--how the Pennsylvani Dutch can cook. Some can, but it's automatically assumed Pennsylvania Dutch equals good food.
I think my ears were just raped. And the next parents who think their special little flower is talented enought to record a vanity video should be as well.
Fuck today in its rancid butthole. I have been on hold with IT for an hour with an Indian dude who is trying to install German software that doesn't have English instructions and he keeps asking me to google translate the German for him. I hate him. And everyone else in the world. A lot.