Alcoholism runs in my family (along with depression). Accordingly, I'm related to a few people who together have close to a dozen DUIs. Fortunately for them, my family also has a few attorneys in it, so there's never been a single probation violation. The reason? A simple, hard to accept but important concept: the law is often unfair, even harder to change, and can destroy you if you run afoul of it. I'm all for people wanting to change things, or morally disagreeing with how things are (like Dixie not liking cops). But ultimately, it is what it is, and he has to abide by it whether he agrees with it or not. Especially since he has a kid. But that's already been covered.
I wonder if Nitwit is sending Dixie mix tapes instead of letters. Or maybe hand written youtube links?
We can only hope they are written in blue ink so Dixie sadly pokes at them waiting for an R2D2 style hologram.
In honor of Dixie, can the next WDT be women with hairy bush? Not that any of us will look at the pictures, just that we COULD, if we wanted to. And yet he can't even though he does want to. Guess he'll have to try to choke it to his cell mate's afro while attempting to overcome the saltpeter they put in his food.
I know this has been covered, but...I just don't get it. The 'giner is not pretty to begin with, in my opinion. Let's add a head of hair to it, that'll help! Besides, my mother once told me to keep it au naturel will keep the area warm. Apparently the vag can get a chill.
And here I am still thinking that females masturbate with frozen ballpark dogs. Where's my propeller hat?
Apparently you have never taken a glass dildo, put it in the freezer, and then used it in a drunken night of sexual frenzy. Neither have I. I've just heard about it. From a friend.
And so, my 5 day weekend comes to an end. Hope you Canadian idiots had a good Thanksgiving, and you American idiots enjoyed Columbus Day, whatever the hell that is.
Whatever, I think aside from government workers (who are getting lots of days off at present) I can't think of a single person who had off work for Columbus Day.
I loved having Dixie around here and sure will miss him. However, 5 DUIs is fucking crazy. Felony DUI in Wyoming is 4 and carries a MANDATORY jail sentence of 7 years. A high school classmate of mine had 3 DUIs and bragged about how the cops couldn't catch him, as if he had never been arrested before. 3 days after he told a friend of mine that he still drinks and drives, he got his felony (4th) DUI and also got hit with manslaughter after his girlfriend (also a classmate of mine) was ejected from the vehicle and killed instantly when he missed a turn. He is now serving a 25 year sentence at the age of 24. This is the same outright defiance of the law and concern for public safety that Dixie exhibited. We all know it. However, I don't think jail will teach Dixie a damn thing and we just lost one funny mother fucker around here.
My only experience with a glass dildo was with a kind "friend" who warmed it up in a cup of warm water first. He was nice that way. Wonder if he's still playing sub to his bi (female) doctor friend. They gave me an open invitation...
A good friend of mine was fooling around with his wife using ice cubes, he slipped her one in the back door and it disappeared on him, evidently ice cubes in the ass hurts like hell. At least thats what I hear.