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WDT 10/11/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 11, 2013.

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  1. Seeker

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    Reading this thread and saw ice dildos come up. They are fun and just odd enough that if you have an adventurous and curious girl you might pique her interest enough to give it a try or three, as I was able to do. Two ways to use them: get a glass dildo and stick it in the freezer for a while, or fill a condom with water and let that freeze. If you're going with door number two, I suggest putting the condom in an empty toilet paper roll or something while in the freezer so the dildo doesn't come out flat on one side. Regardless of your method, run the ice dildo under cold water briefly in order to get the frost off. Failure to do so can cause serious tissue damage- think tongue-on-frozen-pole, but with a vagina instead of a tongue. Bad news bears.

    This ends today's public service announcement.
     
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    Every time Happyfunball posts about her boss, this is all I can think about.
     
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    Ice cube play is fun, but don't be sticking frozen stuff in any of my orifices or it's coming right back at you. YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT.

    Ice cubes in your mouth playing around with me, slipping a wee bit inside me before the melt happens and I feel your warmth? Hell ya! I'll give you a cold/warm moment right back that will make you scream for baby Jesus. Pro-tip: freeze your mouth with the ice cubes, spit them out and get at. Shortly after quickly warm your mouth up with a hot drink and get back to work. The sensation apparently is quite delightful.

    Read about it once...
     
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    I look--and dress--nothing like that.

    Although I do occasionally like to say something dirty because people aren't expecting it and I like to see the look on their faces when I do because I think it's funny. Although I don't do this at work.
     
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    As I stated previously, they're actually produced by the same company. Tyrone there is the producer.

    Why do I know things like this as a 32 year old man? I have no fucking idea.
     
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    Ted Nugent--say it isn't so:
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    Just kidding. This is the real one. Really. I just wanted an excuse to post that other one.
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    His ponytail was getting in the way of his hunting.

    First dude is Scott Evans--Chris' brother. Nice. And I was benevolent posting that one. There were naked ones. Just as spectacular. I'm sure all the dudes were wondering.
     
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    not following ya happyfunball.....
     
    #467 mya, Oct 16, 2013
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    Come on funball we all have learned that its not cool to post body shots from the permanent thread section here where guests and what not can see them.*

    *only 80% joking.
     
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    Wait, are there some posters that I missed in the TiBer thread that look like that also? I shall have to look again. I mean, it's a sacrifice, but whatever.

    Mya--he's an actor like his brother. Apparently he took a bunch of selfies that are now making the rounds. I posted the most conservative one.
     
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    I wanna have monkey sex with Jillian Michaels.
     
    #470 xrayvision, Oct 16, 2013
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    I think she was trying to say she is sad that The Motor City Madman cut off his hair and dressed up for a respectable photo. But, first she thought she would tease all of TiB by also posting another dude's photo, and that dude happens to be Chris Evans' brother, whom funball thinks is hot. Or, she might be high.
     
    #471 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 16, 2013
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    Someone's been snorting crushed baby aspirin back in the pharmacy stock room again.
     
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    Rush understands me.

    Not sure if that's good or bad.
     
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    I wish my Spanish teacher had been smoking hot . . . which apparently is against the rules at some schools.

    Girl at 1:43 summed it up well.

    Seriously, she's pretty hot.


    Hola.
     

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    Boobs. Slow-motion boobs.

     
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    [​IMG]

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.funcatpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fun-cat-picture-ruby-had-a-drinking-problem.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.funcatpictures.com/wp-conten ... roblem.jpg</a>
     
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    Looks like the government shutdown is over, at least a deal has been made.
     
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    And the other people are???
     
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    Am I the only one that doesn't think Nirvana should be eligible for induction into the Hall of Fame? They were only technically around for 7 years. Granted, they were a major influence on much of the grunge and angry rock we have today, but they were arguably more popular after Kurt (Courtney) blew his face off. This is also the first year they would be eligible since it has to be 25 years since the release of the first album. And Dave Grohl, who is arguably the brains in the band didn't join until 1990.

    Just because they keep milking every last cent from their fanbase with all the "secret" singles released years after his death does not mean they are still a band.

    I feel like the Hall Of Fame, like the Grammys is losing much of its legitimacy when it pulls shit like this.
     
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