I like my coffee too - I simply fall asleep within minutes of waking up if I don't get coffee. I do drink some pretty weak instant coffee though - anything too strong, despite tasting amazing, will give me acid reflux and that is no bueno at any time. My stomach's a bastard.
It's 7:20pm and the sun is little more than a line on a very dark horizon right now. I miss summer nights. However, the cleaning lady folded my hand towel into a swan and my bath mat into the shape of a boat, so it's still a good day overall.
I decided I was going to go without alcohol or caffeine for a week for my kidneys' sake and to prove that I could. I gave up on the caffeine this morning. I fell asleep at my desk for about half an hour.
My cleaning lady also failed to fold my towels into swans. Unfortunately my cleaning lady is a 24 year old bachelor who lives alone. Funny how that works out. Unrelated: fall weather means dark beer! Please allow me to enthuse about Mill Street Cobblestone Stout. It works.
Re: Big ol' Jed had a light on Billie Jean is not my lover, and the chair is not my son. And remember the day Billy Joe Mcallister jumped off the Tallahassee bridge?
I'm just going to leave this here. I can't decide which I want more, a chinese baby or a set of huskies.
Hell I just drink my coffee and shit before I leave the house for my deer stand. I do limit it though so don't have to piss every half hour in the woods. I am a total coffee addict. There have been only a few times where it became such an issue I had to cut back. If I stopped for a day or two I'd get wicked headaches. Im actually down to just two cups in the morning and one before work in the afternoon. I was at six or seven (double espressos a day). When Im drinking a lot I can have 3 cups at 7pm and still be lights out at 11. I switch it up, I have a Krups for espresso/cappuccino, stove top espresso for Cuban style coffee, and a french press. We got a conical burr grinder this past Christmas and the shit has stepped my fresh grinding game up.
Re: Big ol' Jed had a light on No, but if someone could tell me why Carly Simon had clowns in her coffee, I'd appreciate it.
If you were going to base your decision on which one wouldn't ever have worms coming out of their butt, you'd be SOL. (Some of my friends were just sharing their experience with their kids getting pinworms and I'm pretty emotionally scarred right now)
Taking my kids to the state fair today. Fried food and rides...I haven't been to the fair in decades. Yikes.
When you see the variation of "deep fried" garbage they have at fairs nowadays, you'll see that being molested by a carny is FAR from being one of the most horrifying things there. When I heard "Deep Fried Coke" I wanted to kill motherfuckers for putting such waste on a perectly decent eightball. But no, they deep fry Coca-Cola and you eat it.
It's the Texas state fair - fried foods and crazies. Fried - Oreos Nutella Butter Coke Twinkies And god knows what else.
Do they have that new attraction where you get to dump a can of Pabst on the ashes of Big Tex? You could get fat just working near that "food".