I was speaking introspectively, go fuck yourself and good day sir! Wiping while sitting is soooooo 90s. Gotta get in there.
I've decided I'm going to print up a bunch of "wave hand beneath dispenser to dispense towel" labels and put them on non-automatic paper towel dispensers.
I fucking hate the first gen motion detector sinks. They are so shitty. I stand there, waving my hands in front of the faucet like an idiot, and it takes about 15 seconds for anything to come out. THEN, they have it programmed to only turn on for 5 seconds. Ok, maybe I just have a problem with the nasty ass bathroom in the pearl city mall, but still. Fuck them. I don't want to have to stand in that smelly bathroom for a minute longer than I must.
I have to stop getting so many goddamn speeding tickets. None are over 15 miles an hour, rural GA cops just don't have enough time on their hands. I was looking at radar/laser detectors but they aren't foolproof and Im afraid the ones that would be effective are over $400. Considering my average ticket is in through $100 range, I don't really see it being worth it unless they work consistently. Then I found those black and blue line stickers on Amazon for $3, which I think will probably work better at a fraction of the cost. We'll see, almost seems too easy.
I've started taking special trips just for the thrill of getting a money shot on the wrist 2-3 times per wash.
My car has two devices that keeps me out of these situations. One is a speedometer. It usually tells me how fast I am going. The other is a cruise control. It keeps me going at a desired speed. Consult your user manual for individual uses between cars.
I live in a small part of Houston called the Memorial Villages. And they have their own small police force and they take no prisoners. They also have exhorbitant fines for their tickets. Up to 10 mph over gets you a $184 ticket. No warnings given. Its $5 per additional mph over 10. I got one back in May for $204.00. I was doing 44 in a 30.
That's terrible. I did laugh at it though, but it's still terrible. So what kind of person does that make me?
14mph over the speed limit in a residential zone and $204 is an exorbitant fine? What would be a reasonable fine to you?
So you've never been to Nort' Dakotey? Fargo has a few hot college girls, but the rest of the state is one giant bucket of either husky farm girls or meth heads. Unless that's what you're in to . . .
Aaand ma' box is full. Again. So whoever to whoever sent that filtered message, you can send it again.
Another company ping pong match in the can. Time to fuck off for a weekend of chicken soup and tea because SOME BITCH GOT ME SICK.
That sounds like some real Alabama shit right there. "Just replace the noodles with biscuits! And take out the broth and replace it with cheese, butter and gravy!"
I think I called this, I even repped you telling you it was going to happen. Even with hand sanitizer its almost impossible to avoid getting sick, because at some point you will touch a door handle, bathroom handle, etc that a sick person did and eventually you will touch your face and infect yourself.