Motherfucker... After my workout that killed me I was cheering on my husband who is running a marathon and he asked me to bring him gloves (it's 35 degrees out) so I had to run home, run to where I could catch him, missed him by about 30 seconds, had to run to the next place I may be able to catch him and now have to make it home about another mile and a half. I'm too out of shape for this motherfuckin shit. And yes, that was fucking cathartic fuckity fuck
What, no Price Is Right? Obviously not a med student. I have my kid's birthday party today she's five. 23 kids between the ages 3 and 7. Wish me luck.
The good news is, I found someone to help me drink the bartab. We killed $270 of the $300. And we did shots of 25 yr old something, because fuck logic. Then we shot confetti canons off the stage. The downside is, I forgot I have a date .... later tonight. And I took an assortment of party supplies, so my first impression is going to be questionable. Accurate, but questionable. Fuck it. Time to hit the vape and make some bacon and eggs.
When drinking is involved shit freaks me out now-a-days. I've accumulated 3 or 4 incidents that were insanely embarrassing in the "shit you might need to stop drinking unless you want to become the dude no one wants to call to get drunk with" kind of way. One of my biggest fears is blacking out and then hearing about my misdeeds second hand if they were that bad. It legit stresses me out. On the other hand in your situation it depends on what you said, plenty of times black out or no I've said things I've thought were meaningless only to catch major shit later on from girls. Sometimes I should have filtered myself better sometimes the girl over analyzed or took something the complete opposite way of my meaning.
No it went quite well actually. There was enough going on that it was less of a headache than expected but those kids seem to have an almost Voodoo obsession with pain at that age. "Oh, he's on the ground. Fifteen kid pile-up!!!"
Just did the food shopping for the week. I'm led to believe that PBR is cheap and not that good to drink. It's $55 for a 24 pack of cans. Does that sound right to any of you. I settled on a carton of sleeping giant IPA. Game on people.
I have no idea what the conversion rate is, but PBR is $13.99 (American dollars) for a 24 pack. It is not worth that much as it tastes like grits and old nickels. It is the staple of the old and poor, and the young and poor who think it's funny to drink shit. Whoever is charging that should be strung up by the balls.
The exchange rate is about equal right now making that the most absurdly overpriced garbage beer I've ever heard of. Are you sure about that price Bundy? I can't imagine how that would ever sell, and the people who buy it at $55 a 24 pack should be euthanized. Really.