News Alert: After much deliberation and thought, weighing of pros and cons, and an assload of research, I've decided that I will do the following: Collect American Silver Eagle dollars. After I completed my nickel collection, I was torn. I needed a set that fulfilled three requirements: 1) Fairly easy to collect the entire run, 2) Didn't have too many 'key dates' that would be expensive, and 3) a coin I liked. Initially, I was going to start a Roosevelt Dime collection, but disabled folks freak me out a bit, so I nixed that. Then I thought about the Kennedy halves, but unfortunately his likeness on the coin doesn't have half his head missing, which would have been totally cool, and thus the winner. Then I thought about Ike dollars. Only problem is they're as ugly as fuck, so I nixed that. Then it was down to the Washington Quarter, 1932-1964 (Silver) and American Silver Eagles. The Silver Eagles won. Actually, now that I think on it, maybe I'll do the Quarters. Ok, thought you'd all like to know, so back to your regularly scheduled programs...
You could consider spending some of your coin collecting money paying Freecorps for lessons in how to be a next level nerd and still get laid. ... Come to think of it, so could I. How's your powerlifting these days?
I have no doubt that Freecorps would have valuable insight, and lessons would probably pay off in the long run. However, in the short term, short of me winning the lottery, finding a non-abrasive personality, or getting a clue in general, there's no hope for me. If you're referring to me, my lifting routine has become routine and I'm in the process of trying to find a new routine.
I was subtly implying that powerlifting is a not insignificant component of getting laid. Speaking as someone who is currently neither lifting nor getting laid, the causation appears to be 100%.
Hungover as shit waiting for the woman to finish the Hartford marathon. I look like ass. I feel like ass. So naturally I get picked out of the crowd to be interviewed by the news. I have no idea what I said or even if it came out coherently.
Really, length of the dry spell and pickiness should be inversely related, too often they aren't. It seems like if someone has gone a while without some loving that they forget it feels good. Because of that they then wait for that dime piece, but that person will never go for a person in a slump because the person in a slump has lost much confidence etc. Go get yourself a slump buster, you'll thank us later.
Damn, you guys are some overthinking motherfuckers. Just go. Who gives a shit. Maybe she's a little heavy, so what? Look at it this way, she's getting set up by her female friend so she's going to be more open to you and any advances you may choose to put forth. It's like a third party female wingman, and female wingmen are the best. Also, she's not going to set you up with some 300 lb morbidly obese woman for shits and giggles. Granted, sometimes women play up how funny/hot/interesting/etc. their friend might be, but I've never seen it done to that degree. So agree, go and have a good time. The only thing I can actually warn you about is that if you get the vibe from this girl that she desperately wants a boyfriend, don't sleep with her as many times they'll let you but that goes bad. In that case just have a good time, enjoy dinner, and keep it platonic.
You clearly have better female friends than most guys. I do agree with your overall point though, very little to lose, no reason to overthink it.
Fuck that noise. You throw down in a game of Bridge, and soon you'll be hearing fuck stories from the '50s and getting gummers under the card table from Edna the ex-trolley hooker. I'm ahead of you. I turned 36 a week ago.
Vodka club and lemon is normally the way I go, so actually I think Ballsack makes good sense. Vodka club is the least hangover-causing drink you'll ever have, it's insanely refreshing in any weather, and in my opinion nothing is quite as tasty as good vodka (which the club doesn't disguise).