You know how I know I am older? I threw my shoulder out starting a cold blooded chainsaw. I am on my last Bourbon and Coke, all I have left is Keystone Light, slow buzz here I come.
So from bourbon and coke to Keystone, what are you, a broke freshman? Honestly, I'd rather just sober up instead of trying to pound keystone to maintain a buzz.
Putting my wife through college on a blue collar job and buying a home equals having to drink cheap beer. I am not willing to sacrifice being sober.
Hey y'all. I went to Charlottesville and spent last night and most of today with my best friend from college and our kids and a few other kids thrown in. She's a teetotaler Christian crunchy granola type so no drinky for me out of respect. But I had fun. Most of the kids were in the 10 yr old range, so they entertained themselves. And my friend talked my ear off about what's been going on in her life and it seems there's some light at the end of a shitty tunnel stuff going on with her, so I'm happy about that. And her couch is amazeballs comfortable. Weather was crap, but we managed to enjoy it. I'm home now and making up for lost time and catching up on this thread.
Why is that WE always have to pay THEM respect? Why can't they accommodate us by getting shitfaced once in a while and return the favour? That's the problem with goody-goodies. You have to behave like them in their presence, they don't have to behave like you. I wish it wasn't a double standard.
Damnit young man. There is cheap beer and there is swill. I personally have decided the worst beer I will purchase is Coors regular, as it is the only Coors product I can be sure is actually made in Golden Colorado. After all isn't that the reason any of us actually purchased the product anyways? I am old a dirt and I remember when Coors had a bit of panache with many people as it was only available in the eleven western states, delivered cold and all that bullshit. Keystone, while a Coors product, is not guaranteed anymore of being produced in Golden Colorado. Before I am completely reddotted to death, remember I am separating this from my favorite beer: Free. I will drink any beer if it is Free. I am only talking about beer I have to pay for.
Coors Light and Keystone Light is the same beer in my mind, I'd bet most anyone couldn't tell the difference. I know I can't. That being said I drink enough beer that I usually buy for quantity over quality, I love good craft beer and would buy that all day long but I don't have nearly the disposable income for that. It's a shame you can't get 30 packs down here, I miss those.
My friend is a teacher. She entered a twerking contest at a douchebag bar because she is 28, a child, and has low self esteem. I told her I was disappointed in her, though I had no business in what she does one way or the other. She played it off like she wasn't going to, but I know better. Un-fucking-believable. Tell me I'm being an old dick, trampling on her god given right to shake her thonged arse in public. In beer news. Anyone have Founder's Breakfast Stout yet? Holy crap it is amazing. It's been making the top 10 lists for a while now. Tastes like fresh roasted coffee, milk, sugar, oats, and fucking breakfast.
She's 28, an adult and what the fuck do you care if she has fun at a bar? Teachers need to be held to some mythical standard now? The fuck? You're being an old dick.
Because people have camera phones. And there's been a couple ladies in the news just in the past couple weeks that got nailed for explicit things they did years prior to being a teacher. You're right though. I fucking know it.
You're both right. Adults can make adult decisions, but at the same time camera phones ruin lives and everybody in a bar has one nowadays. A teacher is a sensitive position, but even with tenure that sort of bad rep can wreck your career.
As substitute teacher, I just got my first friend request (and motherfucking denied that shit) from a student in a 7th grade class I was in last week. I didn't realize she asked me my first name so she could stalk me, nor did I realize that I was that easy to find, since my name isn't all that unusual. Anyways, it made me glad that a) I know what privacy settings are, and b) I am not ashamed to yell at my friends when they put up pictures of me that are too compromising.
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With my job, I wouldn't be surprised if people googled me on a regular basis to see what shit they could find. As much as I think I should be free to do whatever, a twerking contest would not be a hill I'd want to die on.
A couple just had the quickest quickly ever in our bathroom. Jesus, they were only in there about 2 minutes. Maybe she just got finger blasted.
Some guys are more efficient than others. Also, its hard to say what took place beforehand. Maybe she was giving him an ole fashioned when no one was watching, then obviously finished him off later.
This is why I regularly flood my newsfeed with pictures of adorable kittens and puppies. It distracts would be stalkers before they can get to the incriminating stuff.
Seriously, who is stupid enough, outside of college students and high schoolers, to allow incriminating stuff to be posted about them on facebook?