My two ounce brownie mix annihilated everyone and one complained that it "caused delirium". Much success.
Gotta love waking up hungover but with tons of energy, then a few hours later you finally sober up and feel exhausted. Coffee is my friend.
Not only that but then Dez has a little fucking tantrum like a child on the sideline which Garrett and co. did nothing to curb. He needs to shut his big fucking mouth until he's done shit in the league. Once you've done shit Dez, you can say shit. Until that time shut the fuck up. This is exactly what I expected. The Cowboys are one disappointment after another.
Not just one, but 2 tantrums that nobody did anything about, of course why should anyone expect different from a guy that has to have babysitters follow him around and make sure he's tucked in bed on time?
Being a Texan who aggressively dislikes the Cowboys is like being a black dude who's attempting to reason with Ballsack. It's shitty, and an uphill battle. Everyone needs to get off Jerry Jones's dick and realize that this is a team that needs to start tanking if they want to do anything relevant. Trade your two remotely trade-able "assets" in Romo and Bryant and completely start from scratch. I would love to have a home-state team to root for, but the Cowboys are a joke, and the Texans are... the Texans. Until then, I'll stick with the 49ers and Broncos. Spoiler Disclaimer: I'm not a bandwagoner. I pull for both of those teams for political and moral reasons. I agree with and actively try to support what their respective cities represent.
I really enjoy being able to be a Lions fan without being embarrassed, its nice that instead of them blowing a lead in the last seconds of the game its the Cowboys I've been a Lions fan all my life, I've just been in the closet for a while. Its hard to say you're a fan of a team that went 0-16, but they've finally got themselves to a consistently decent level. Now the most embarrasing club in the NFL is either the Jags, Browns or Bucs.
I'm glad I tuned into the final minute of that game. And kudos to Stafford for making such a heads up play by leaning the ball over. That was impressive.
Anyone lose all respect for someone reviewing a restaurant or a particular dish as soon as they utter "I'm vegan"? It would be like someone who rides a bicycle reviewing sports cars.
And yet! Just realized the Ferrari has a playboy sticker on the rear bumper. Not sure if that's worse than the bike rack.
I wonder if some European city lets cars with bikes on them to use the Bus/carpool lanes. Because if so it sure beats raiding the morgue like we have to get legal access to those sweet sweet carpool lanes.
A couple years ago while in was in school a guy in Denver drove around with a mannequin in his passenger seat and finally got caught, it made national news. Btw, worst drivers in the country? I love Colorado, but seriously, the natives fucking suck at driving, makes me crazy. I know some people will say Texas, but I disagree, at least they drive with pace. I think San Diego drivers are actually pretty good. Its really aggressive on the roads out here, which makes sense when you consider how many people live in the area.
The Jags. Definitely the Jags. I've been a Cowboys fan my whole life and I'm convinced that "Jerrah" will keel over and die before we even sniff around another Super Bowl.
Hoping someone here understands how radio stations decide on their playlists. I listen to a rock station regularly, and they play both new music and classic rock songs. Particularly it's pretty common for me to hear Sweet Emotion, but no other classic Aerosmith songs. Similarly they'll play Paranoid and Iron Man, but none of the other classic Sabbath songs from that era. Anyone have any idea why that might be?
I lived 20 minutes from Ericsson Stadium and have been a Panthers fan from day one. Even during the dark days of Jimmy fucking Clausen, I would still be the only person around rooting for them. It's really refreshing to finally have a winning record but we're about to face some pretty stiff competition in the coming weeks. Cam is playing well and D. Williams is actually breaking off runs instead of just making it to the line of scrimmage. Plus, the defense is just plain nasty. I didn't really care who won today, but that Cowboys/Lions game was pretty damn good. Megatron is just an unnatural human being. You can throw the ball 12 feet in the air and the dude will still pull it down in double coverage. Also, fuck Dez Bryant. I was hoping he would say the wrong thing and Jason Whitten would lay him out. And now that I've sufficiently distracted myself long enough, I'll get back to this mountain of homework.
Anyone in the DC area will tell you their drivers are completely and utterly incapable. Jason Witten and Dez Bryant - my money is on Witten any day of the week. Physically,athletically, emotionally, and mentally - Witten is a better man.
Witten would destroy Dez in a fight, assuming Dez doesn't whip out a weapon, which considering how unrefined he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
I actually thought that the DC drivers were pretty good once I came to Kansas City and realized that they didn't know the basics of highway etiquette (such as slow drivers on right, use the left lane for passing). There is just such a large volume of drivers in the DC/NOVA area that it appears that people drive worse.
I guess I should have kept my mouth shut. Got my firearms, shooting table plus everything else loaded up, started heading to the range and son of a bitch... starts raining like a m'fer. No exploding pumpkins for me.