Holy shit. Have you guys seen this? Also WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IN THE DEAD POOL? Why am I also so turned on by it?
I've been really enjoying the Moscow Mule lately. I hadn't really heard of them before, but man, it is quite refreshing. They serve them in copper mugs with a lime garnish. Evidently, its an old drink that has gone through a sort of revival. I had one last week with a really spicy ginger beer and I was in love.
Gin has a lot of flavor, but the hangover it gives is insane. I do not fuck around with it, that and wine.
Seagram's with lime is a summertime staple in my cupboard, to be mixed with tonic water or lemonade. Can't go on camping trips without it.
Gin is a harsh mistress. I do things with Gin that would make your mother cry. And they feel good. So good. Gin is like a beautiful young lover. Smooth skinned and doe-eyed. Come to me, Gin. Come and caress my every nerve ending, and waft a soft breeze through my mind. Then the morning comes, creeping through the window, and Gin is a shrieking harpy. She pounds on my skull, stinking of urine, like the homeless woman living under the freeway. She screams in my ear - a voice like a thousand dying cats, breath like a scirocco over a festering garbage dump, with the grasping clutch of diseased, gnarled hands. And I pray for her to leave me be, to give me respite from her torment. But I'll be back, sweet Gin. I'll be back. You know I will.
So I bought two of the executives' parking spots for the next week for charity (and by "charity", I mean, "the person responsible for it is my friend and gave them to me and nominally put down a price that I didn't pay"). They are next to each other. I need ideas for how to fuck with them for the next week. Blow-up dolls are a given; I'd love to just park a goat on one of the spots for a day. Other ideas include gathering snow shavings from a hockey rink and making a snowman. In a perfect world I'd get an ice fishing shelter and set up camp for the day.
I wish at the dentist they'd give out some gin or whiskey, that'd really help with the nerves. I about freaking crapped myself going in there today. That or if my dentist was a hot women with some a nice body that'd really help too, or make it more awkward.
I didn't have much trouble in Osaka or Wakayama really. Much like everything else in Japan, its orderly and polite. NSFW Spoiler
My dentist has 3 or 4 smoking hot hygienists. It's not that exciting - the view is mostly of their mask and glasses covered face, and it's hard to be charming around a mouthful of metal and spit. Even better if they numb you up and there's a trickle of spit making its way down your chin while you slur your witty one-liners. I mean, given a choice I would certainly opt for the hot hygienist, I'm just saying you might not want to spend sleepless nights thinking about it.
Danny Trejo is 5'7" and 69 fucking years old. I am utterly terrified of this man. If I saw him coming at me at night, I would go the other way.
I am dying to get my hands on some Blue Moon Caramel Apple Ale. I can't find it here anywhere. MAYBE Whole Foods tomorrow. Or Specs. Either way. This is one of my favorite fall beers.
Did I miss something? It's midnight here and there is a 2 block line of people camping outside of Gamestop.