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WDT 10/25/2013

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 25, 2013.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Sneezing fit in the middle of giving a urine sample = I peed all over myself this morning. Jesus.
     
  2. shimmered

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    If not for the sticky tape she wouldn't wear the dress.
     
  3. Juice

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    Did you have an Asian guy pay you for it at least?
     
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Oh In Hye. 30 seconds with google and keyword "cleavage." Because that dress deserves its own award. At the AVN.

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    She seems to have a thing for showing off her awesome boobage.

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    I know the new Lego Marvel is coming out, but can't imagine that would prompt a line.
     
  6. xrayvision

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    I really enjoy what I do, but sometimes people say shit to me that really fucking sucks. And I don't even know if they realize how it comes across.

    I had a patient a few minutes ago who came in for an x-ray. He asks me how long the schooling is and I tell him its a 2 year program to complete but theres a lot of pre-req's beforehand. He said, "The reason I ask is for my son. He's not the best in school, not too bright. And I'm trying to help him find something he'd be able to do." And I'm just like, fuck, does he not realize how that sounds? I take a lot of pride in doing what I do very well. And I hate when people automatically assume that this job is for the underachieving losers of the world. I know I'm not a doctor, but could it hurt to show a little tiny bit of respect?
     
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    Whatever. Just flick the switch and find that pair of salad tongs in his ass that went in for the orange that went in to feed the gerbil that chased the peanuts.

    What is the oddest thing you x-rayed inside someone?
     
  8. xrayvision

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    I once had a salt shaker, like a classic style one...like this...
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    There was also a tree trunk, but he went right to surgery.

    I once had a guy come in every 2 days for an abdominal x-ray to follow his dentures on their travels through his bowels.

    A large zuchini.

    A whoooolllleee lotta buckshot.
     
  9. katokoch

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    Like loose pellets just stuck up their ass? Wow.
     
  10. xrayvision

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    Haha! No. A old shotgun blast to the body. They just don't go after 8 shot when its so scattered everywhere.
     
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    I get what you're saying, I get the same question all the time being a mechanic, usually from older guys who still believe you can fix any line of car "with a computer".
     
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    You mean you don't just hide in a room and press a button?

    That would explain why I never heard back on my application.
     
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    At this point in my career, that is literally what I do. But getting here wasn't as easy. Its like you work in my office. I am currently hiding in my room, counting the minutes until lunch. And then count down until 5pm when I can go home and play with my dog.
     
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    Out of all of those, this is the one that gives me pause. 1. How did he swallow all that bridge work? 2. How did he pass all that bridge work? My gramps wore dentures, partial bottom and full on top. There's a lot of metal in those things.

    If he wasn't able before, after crapping out a set of teeth, he might have a career in niche porn ahead of him.
     
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    I honestly don't know how it happened. His bowels were actually quite dilated naturally, so unnatural things made their way down. On the x-ray, it just looked like a set of metal or porcelain teeth. It was hard to differentiate in the film.
     
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    Well that's pleasant.
     
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    Now my stalker rep seems really creepy. Whoops.
     
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    Not to minimize what you're feeling - because I understand it - but I have the dubious experience in the last 5 years of working all kinds of jobs. I've litigated cases for 150 million, bartended, cooked, walked dogs, done odd jobs, and this I can tell you was endemic to each and every job:

    There are some people in this world who just don't get it. It used to make me so angry (I had great credentials as a lawyer, and people summarily ignored me and thought anyone could do it), but after a while I came to make peace with it. It's just the way some people are.

    Now? I just smile, answer questions the best I can, and move along to where I can make a difference.

    No one can take your pride away except you. You do what you do, and you do it the best you can. Even if you are not recognized by others, the final judgment is yours and yours alone. If you feel you do the best you can on any given day, you're ahead of the game no matter what.
     
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    This article says women call other women sluts/whores/hoes to discourage them from being sexual competitors and have evolved to do so. Interesting.
     
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    When I imagine two women calling each other sluts that's not what's going on at all.
     
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