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WDT 10/25/2013

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Oct 25, 2013.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I got beer, you bring weed. When the kids come to the door we'll spray them in the eyes with a hose and take their candy.

    HALLOWEEN BOSS TIER.
     
    #441 CharlesJohnson, Oct 31, 2013
  2. Juice

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    I'm fucking my girlfriend dressed as Cookie Monster tonight.

    HALLOWEEN GOD TIER.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    The Bee Gees can never be forgiven for Sgt. Pepper movie and its Worst Album Ever soundtrack. The Abortion de la Abortion. It will rape your soul over a bed of nails and clean its anus with your toothbrush. Music's bottom.
     
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  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Hey Juicy. I found your Halloween costume:

    [​IMG]
     
    #444 CharlesJohnson, Oct 31, 2013
  5. Juice

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    The point of Halloween is to dress up as something other than yourself. Where's the fun in that costume?

    Man what I wouldn't give to poop all over the Orbit Gum girls pearly whites...
     
    #445 Juice, Oct 31, 2013
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    #446 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 31, 2013
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    Well, the bitch set him up, so he gets a pass.
     
    #447 Noland, Oct 31, 2013
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    The Husband grew out a mustache for halloween and texted me a pic this morning.

    Me: ...
    Him: hahaha
    Me: no. If you want to get laid when you come home...No. Never. It's got to go.
    Him: It'll be long gone before then, I promise.
    Me: Oh thank God. If you want facial hair, you're going to have to get a way better job in the army than the one you have because...mustaches within regs are a panty drier.
     
    #448 shimmered, Oct 31, 2013
  9. Crown Royal

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    You need to read up on how many fuck-ups this fuck-up has fucked up. He's not just a fat fuck but a walking calamity on what not to do.

    Let us pray this is the nail in his coffin. Which will no doubt require some flying buttress reinforcements.
     
    #449 Crown Royal, Oct 31, 2013
  10. toddamus

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    I'm going to shave my beard into a mustache for a day because I want to mess with my friend, she says she hates them and I'm sure she does, I'm doing it for shock value. I'd do it for the whole month but I'm single, and I would't get anymore dates with one, and I am a goalie coach for 8-10 year olds. I'm pretty sure if I had a stache and coached kids it'd look very very bad.
     
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    The Husband has so thick facial hair anyway that the freaking military stache is just creepy. Hate.
     
    #451 shimmered, Oct 31, 2013
  12. shegirl

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    Wouldn't the logistics of this be....difficult?
     
    #452 shegirl, Oct 31, 2013
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    If his girlfriend is dressed as Cookie Monster and he goes as an Oreo, I'm sure they can get creative with zippers and/or velcro. But, the extra level of danger is what makes it fun!
     
    #453 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 31, 2013
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    You should reach out to rachii - word on the street is she's looking for some d.
     
    #454 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 31, 2013
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    My co-workers want me to join in on the Movember fun, but at best I can grow a wispy 'stache barely thicker than John Waters'. I don't think this is the time to see if my girlfriend is bluffing when she says I can have a moustache or sex, but not both.

    Or is it???
     
    #455 katokoch, Oct 31, 2013
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    I got about a week headstart on Movember. I'd like to have something substantial by the end of the month. My ginger beard takes a bit to fill in because its so light in color.
     
    #456 xrayvision, Oct 31, 2013
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    Back to the accent thing, can someone tell me if everyone from Chicago pluralizes everything they say?
     
    #457 shegirl, Oct 31, 2013
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    I can nots.
     
    #458 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 31, 2013
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    Not Super Bowl victories.
     
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  20. rachiii

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    Hey, thanks! I appreciate your looking out.
     
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