It's kind of funny that she's setting the "better" example by dressing up as a famous black person and not wearing blackface.
If you don't go down on her going "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM" and making the Cookie Monster noise, it is a fail.
My kid just raided her night's stash and she's bouncing off the walls like Roger Rabbit. God tonight will suck.
These two things are happening tonight. 1. KC BBQ from Oklahoma Joes. 2. Wild "I haven't seen you in two months, but roommates mom is visiting, and the walls are paper thin" sex. Not sure in which order. Maybe at the same time.
I really wanted to just have a mustache for a while because sure why not. Then the girlfriend said she likes to have a vagina that doesn't spit dust, so I'm going with a full beard. Nick Offerman's mustache takes 7 months of growth before it looks Swanson-esque. The goal is to shave off said beard after 7 months for the most epic mustache this side of Freddie Mercury. I'm fairly certain I haven't shaved in a month, so May.
I got about a two and a half week start on Movember, aka, the itchiness of the neckbeard has now subsided.
So growing a full beard is cool? Cause the tweener mexi-stache I rock will get me locked up if I even drive through a school zone.
God yes. Beards (well kept, groomed, MAN BEARDS) are yes. Then again, I don't like 'pretty' men. I think Brad Pitt is unattractive and manscaping beyond shaping up the man bush kind of weirds me out, so I may not be the best authority.
One of my boys has a full beard which he shaved for Halloween. It was a surprise, I joked that i was breaking up with him until it grew back. He looks like Jason Mews with out it, but I prefer him with it..
The Husband grows a wonderful, thick, dark red beard. When he was a civilian I would try to get him to keep it, but he always shaved it after three or four weeks. Now that he's in the army...eh. Someday. Maybe.
I think most women like a man who manscapes a bit. The Hoff (as in David Hasslehoff), isn't cool. The Hoff is when you have chest hair showing while you're wearing a polo. Trimming that is good. Also, a top to bottom rug of front hair isn't cool either I'm sure. Nipple hair definitely isn't cool. Back in Sean Connery's day, a full crazy amount of chest hair was sexy I guess, but anymore if you're at the pool and you're rocking that, most girls will be turned off. If I had back hair I'd have that shit lasered off. I've had a beard for the last 18 months, its been a good run, and many women like it. Maybe I'll class it up and shave it into some sick chops, then I'll wear a sweet wife beater.
I don't like chest shaving...my ex-husband did it and it was always kind of annoying, but he seemed to like it. If it looks like you're wearing a full sweater...yeah I get taking care of things...but if it's just normal man hair...it doesn't bother me. But I call The Husband The Grizzly, so...
I think Ill let the girls answer that (unless you are a girl and I haven't picked up on that yet). I will rock my chest hair like a god damn MAN.
Maybe that should be the next thread, manscaping, yea-nay, and whats going too far. For me too far is anything involving wax and anything who trims/shaves everything.
I'm not as bad as Connery, but I've got some Hoff going on. Plus I like showing it off. All my polos go unbuttoned. Oxfords never get the top 3 buttons. Yet I hate V-necks. Right now I'm rocking the Amish beard; trimmed short. What bothers me are my shoulders. I don't want to look like Dan Hedaya in a few years. That scares the shit out of me.
If anyone on here finds this sexy, I'll be shocked to hell. He has the amazing mustache and the full sweater, two things I thought I was sure women hate.
ok, yeah, that's a bit much. The shoulder sweater/cardigan/hair thing. This about right though. I dislike mustaches - but the chest hair? OH MY GOD YES PLEASE. edit - I am wearing pants in that photo.