I saw a baby with black eyes like that before. It twisted off a neighbourhood cat's head and drank its blood using the body as a beer stein. Bats were flying around it the entire time and creepy nursery mobile music seemed to be playing out of nowhere.
See. If I'd posted a 'cute' picture first, y'all'd all be "Lookit the wee baby!" Now you're all like HOLY SHIT THAT BABY IS POSSESSED!
If you posted a cute picture then that demon pic we'd still all say that kid is the spawn of Satan. Her head is seriously misshapen, and I'm being genuine when I say that.
That is MORE frightening. I would ban your ass if I could for daring to post a picture of Tom Selleck and say he's unsexy. Much homo.
If you find Selleck that attractive it makes me wonder how much life experience you have...I'm pretty sure no girl who has similar life experience to me has ever said that.
I have a sufficient amount of chest hair, and my beard grows out red-black. Unfortunately, if I wear a polo shirt with the top button unbuttoned (i.e. not like a popped collar fucktard), some chest hair is visible. At least I don't have any on my shoulders and back. What do I win for this? No, not posting a pic because no-one wants to see moobs.
A lady I'm currently seeing absolutely loves Tom Selleck. She's in her mid forties. Take from that what you will.
I was so close to posting my own display of awful, hairy man boobs just to prove you wrong. Thank God I have some small modicum of self respect.