I just heard of the Fox last night at a Halloween party. Just saw the video for the first time. I love the high production value of the video and find it absolutely ridiculous. It is great.
As far as she's concerned I can do pretty much whatever I want. However, we just moved to a smaller town and I don't know anything of the local bars. Tonight will probably be the night I find out about a few of them, though. I like the mailbox idea.
It's number seven on Billboard. Seven. I think it goes into the Utterly Retarded Hit Hall of Fame along with The Hamster Dance, Gangham Style and Blue by Eiffel 65. By no measure they should have been hits, and they were sensations.
I would pub crawl into oblivion then come home and pass the fuck out. That "Fox" song is so utterly stupid I was actually aggravated at my brother for making me listen to it with him. My inner fat kid demands that on one of the many night fires in anticipate enjoying soon, I make s'mores out of graham crackers, marshmallows, and reese's peanut butter cups.
Soooooooooooooooooooooo high. That is all.Is it undignified to beg for an update to the booty thread?
Meh, I'm sure it's 4:20 somewhere. And I'm afraid in my experience girls don't like it when you get high and beg for pictures of their ass. Good thing I'm not high... pleeeeeaaaaase????
Oh. My God. This is going to happen soon. I think for Thanksgiving the Army is being kind enough to let me borrow my husband for the weekend, and we may go ahead and do this. (Maybe = definitely.)
So, this was actually the first time I listened to the song. I avoided it during the big hype. I do not feel terribly enriched by this experience.
Or you can trying using a cookie that's actually good and not draped in a coconut flavored apology for a sub-par confection.
Instead of flapping your gums you could suggest something that MIGHT be better than samoas. MIGHT BE, because samoas are the fucking best cookies ever.
Samoas? Clearly you jest. Every other girl scout cookie is better, including Trefoils, which is the cookie they give you nursing homes while you're waiting around to die. Personally, I enjoy the refreshing taste of Thin Mints. The dark chocolate adequately complements the minty interior to a degree unattainable by Samoas. If I wanted something like a samoas, I could just go outside drizzle some chocolate on a piece of bark and cover it with leaves. Plus samoas make it sound like Im giving a Samoan man a rimjob, crustiness and all.
See? Now you're just trolling juice. You'd better watch out too because I think she could kick your ass.
But Id still have decent taste in cookies, I fail to see a downside. Also, apparently McDonalds has a website just for black people.
They are going after the low-hanging fruit. Evidently, this past week has been "get contacted by your ex-girlfriends week". Its just weird how the timing worked out for 3 of them to look me up all at the same time.