I'm not much into store bought cookies or girl scout cookies, so the idea of subbing them into smores sounds depressing. Plus I think the flavor of them would just compete with the marshmallow and chocolate. The graham crackers are good because they are so bland that they let the other two be the stars. If I were going to change it up, I'd say use a different chocolate component. Like the aforementioned reeses cup. Orrrr: Have. Mercy.
Tagalongs are the shit. Samoas are shit. Tagalongs also would probably go well in a smore. I should have picked up booze on my way home tonight. Only beer left is Coors Light, and I'm out of rum. It's cold, rainy and miserable. And I really don't want to kill the bottle of Knob Creek 9 year.
I am drinking a Pumpking. Just agreed to maybe go to this shitty goth club that's having a masquerade ball type thing. Go with a dude, because no one else will and his wife left him. I think she left him because he goes to this shit hole. Anyway. I'm frightened. Do I let him pin the corsage on me? Do I have to put out or he'll spread rumors that I'm a slut? What if I don't dance as well as all the pretty girls?!?! GOD, is this what you women go through every weekend? No, but really this will be shitty and boring. I knew I should have practiced my twerking. And kegels.
This is your chance to make sure he never invites you again. I have faith that you could do something highly entertaining and inappropriate at this awesome club.
Yeah, so at my show every single request tonight except three were for "The Fox." You see, if Germans can't take over through force they just hypnotize the Lowest Common Denominator with idiot music.
I always know when I'm at the point of over tired - I start to get restless legs. All I really want to do right now is wind down and go to bed, and I have another 20 minutes before I can even shut the light off. Stupid restless legs.
Shortbread for life you godless heathens. Although for best cookies of all time you can't top Pepperidge.
Bastards. I am allergic to wheat and you are showing me all the stuff I can never eat, not without stinky, violent repercussions. Cruel. In other news, it's 5 am and I'm listening to Rammstein, with horrible hip, back and groin pain, which I have had for two days, all stemming from one pulled back muscle. Fucking gay. Every time I move my leg, I get a new wave of misery. Another week of this and I will start praying for death. When can I simply trade my body in for a mechanical one?
Ah. I was misinformed. And I always thought that Black Metal was the most satanic thing from Norway. How wrong I was.
Fuck no. I mean full RoboCop shit. Metal body structure, transplanted brain, etc.. Also, Gangnam Style is now at 1.8 billion views on YouTube. Holy.shit. I think the most satanic thing from Norway (or Scandinavia in general) is lutefisk. I will NEVER try this. I don't care how nice other people say it is. It looks (and probably smells) revolting.
They flee from the water the water with terror you never saw even in Jaws. Poor girl. All the charisma in the world can't talk you out of that one.