When the state of California decided to outlaw Four Loko, it seemed like an unusual move, but I think anyone who has tried it before may be inclined to agree with that. I've never drank it, but the people I know who have, have said it was a bad mistake. And not like the, oh hey I got wasted last night mistake, it was more like the, oh hey I did that girl bareback last night and it hurts to piss today, kind of mistake.
Do it with blue Red Bull and it won't be awful. Or red. The blueberry/cranberry flavors are delicious.
One four loko had about the same amount of alcohol as a bottle of wine, and as much caffeine as 2 red bulls. CJ, you're going to need to up your caffeine content if you want to accurately replicate the mind-melting fuckedupness of four loko.
Watching Man of Steel now, I may be missing the rave reviews but if Superman is invincible and can move PLANETS then what the fuck is the point of of the battle scenes? Couldn't he just crush everything and be done in a few minutes? Sure glad I didn't pay to watch this turd.
Red bull and Coors sponsored tailgate today. Skipped the game (half our starters were dead, still don't know who won, probably not us). Time to rally. 4 Red bulls in and wayyyy too drunk to be healthy. HOLLA. Bonus for mad girls telling me my dance skills were on point last weekend. Yeah I kill it. NBD.
Not, it's not just you. The song isn't even funny so I really am baffled at what the appeal is supposed to be. We really shouldn't be surprised after call me maybe and gangnam style were huge hits. I'm terrified to think of what the next big hit will be.
So far I haven't heard this fox song or that stupid Friday shit, it took me ages to hear Gangnam and only because I had no control over the radio. I also like throwing things at kids on my lawn.
I watched a guy do 5 power snatches + 20 snatches at 225 to Call Me Maybe. He requested it. Anyone who can lift like that can listen to anyone he wants to.
The song is a bit funny, but more funny in a teenage sort of way. My friends first showed me the video about 6 weeks ago while we were wasted at 3 in the morning, it was funny then, the next day not so much.
I made brownies and I fucked up twenty people at this party. Booya. Man I feel just CAPITAL right now.
I had to double check and make sure I opened the right drunk thread because didn't the Spiderman movie come out over a year ago? I remember because for my daughter's birthday I took her and some friends to it, then I had to listen to them all talk about how dreamy Andrew Caulfield was the whole ride home. I also Googled to see if maybe a new one came out that I was completely oblivious about and missed all advertisement for it. It's been a long day.
Well, wife is going to bed early and the kid is already out. Time to drink myself stupid and watzh Zombieland, followed by either The Crow or Cabin in the Woods.
I've been powerwatching Magnum P.I., the first season. Yeah, look out kids, that's how I roll on a Friday night.
Got drunk off Shiner Cheer. Fell asleep. Rallied. Sooners won. Still drunk. Now doing more homework. Waiting for the girlfriend to drive me to go get wings. I'm mostly pissed that I fell asleep for the last half of the fourth quarter of that Sooners win. Fuck Cliff Kingsbury and his Ryan Gosling good looks.
Getting old sounds like fun. But, sadly, that isn't much different than how I spend some of my nights, except replace some old crappy 80's show with Breaking Bad.
It's a fucking blast. Earlier today I went to the recycling center, the bank, Home Depot, the grocery store, the pharmacy, brought groceries to my mother, the post office, another pharmacy, the liquor store, another bank, then home. Then I spent a scintillating afternoon blowing the leaves off my driveway, then sanding the door jamb in the basement so the door wouldn't stick. Burning the candle at both ends, I am.
Fuck, I spent my day giving my kid breakfast, at our last football team activity, back home to get the kid, drove the kid to a baby shower (where my wife already was), came back home just in time to spend 3 hours cleaning out my garage and shed, then dinner and bath time for the kid, which brings me to now. I am now nice and drunk and moving on to movie two of the night.
My daughter(2.5 years old) is obsessed with trains and Batman. It's awesome. She's really into that Justice League show from 10ish years ago on Netflix, and without any prompting from me, already doesn't like Superman or Wonder Woman. I'm so proud.