He didn’t calling it THAT, that’s for sure. We had a lingo for that sort of place, girlie. It was called the “Red Room”. Back in the day when you had no internet to keep your secret, you shamelessly (or shamefully) walked through those swinging saloon doors to get what you need.
One of my friends was actually FUN to rent porn with— not only because he had no shame whatsoever, he would throw it back in anyone’s face. I remember some older woman giving him a blatant stink-eye for carrying around a couple of greasy movies in the store with him (he always hit the red room first). He notices this, and... “I’m sorry ma'am, does it make you uncomfortable to see the motion pictures I am renting, knowing what I am about to use them for?” I kind of miss the video rental boom in general, porn or no porn. Digital video spoils us and there’s no “adventure” to finding movies. The place we rented from back in the 90’s gave you a free bag of movie popcorn to eat as you walked around the store, the horror section was a in a castle with skulls all over it, it was always fun going there. You could rent wonderfully AWFUL fucking movies that never made it to DVD during the VHS era. And it had a red room. The early part of the rental boom was the funniest. Half the store was the giant slow-winding VHS, the other half was the smaller and better-quality Betamax. Guess who won.
A buddy of mine went into a local rental place and asked where they kept the dirty movies. The lady said, "This is a family store, sir." He responded, "Hey, my family likes dirty movies." Yeah, going places with him was always an adventure.
Our movie rental in college didn’t have a back room. The only separation was about 15 feet and a sign “erotica” A buddy of mind decided to read out loud the names of the adult movies as he perused the aisle. He got to “Black Bitches in Heat” which was overheard by commoners and taken as a racial slur. Got out of there quick even as he tried to justify it.
Layover was in their airport yesterday. It was Sunday, traveling with two kiddos, and my wife was desperate for alcohol. Unnamed restaurant trying to give these little hellians whatever they’ll eat, my wife asks for a mimosa. Bitch of a waitress goes “ma’am, it has to be 10:00 and there HAS to be food on the table first!” My wife checks her watch, “well good thing it’s 10:01 so it’s ok.” We tipped her $10.01.
Fridays. My wife tried to get around it by asking them to bring out the food for our kids first (because she said there had to be food on the table in order to serve). The food came out at the same time, we’re pretty sure she did that on purpose. bitch also rolled her eyes at me when I ordered a Heineken 0 (NA beer). Yes you shitcunt, I know it doesn’t have alcohol in it. But I have a problem with alcohol and still like the taste of beer so go fuck yourself.... regarding not tipping her at all, imo if you don’t tip at all you should also be asking to speak to the manager. She was working at a fridays, in an airport. That’s punishment enough. So we decided to just be petty.
Settle this debate- My bowel movements are first thing in the morning. I shower at night because I’m not much of a morning and like to sleep in as late as possible. Pooing first thing in the morning sucks. Not only does it relax you when you’re supposed to be gearing up for the day, it leaves mud butt for hours at a time. My brother doesn’t think I can train my intestines to change my bowel schedule. I think it’s fairly easy thru fasting and delayed eating. Who’s right?
Why not just suck it up and change the shower schedule so you’re not walking around with a dirty asshole all day? Are you the type that wipes sitting down?
If you're leaving the toilet with anything approaching mud butt, then you've already failed. Change your diet, or change your wiping, or get a bidet, or something. But WTF are you doing stepping foot outside the bathroom with "mud butt?" I poop when I have to poop. Because I'm a functional adult, I can also clean myself so I don't feel gross until my next shower.
This was my thought as well. You nasty motherfucker. Buy a jumbo bag of baby wipes and use them. Just dont flush them. Keep your trashcan lined and take it out regularly.