The equivalent of spreading your dinner around on the plate to fool your folks into looking like you ate it. It’s still fucking there. You may as well try the Three Seashells.
You wipe from between your legs, don't you? Try this: it's my in-between wiping position. With your left hand, reach across your stomach, and grab your right butt cheek. Spread it wide. Lean forward, and to the left. With your right hand, reach from the back and wipe front to back, folding the toilet paper over or replacing it with each wipe. If you have ever gotten shit on your balls from wiping, you're doing it wrong, and I'll tell you that to your face.
Russian are out of there minds. No way in hell I'd do this. https://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1199142555276992513?s=20
As adorable as it is to own a beautiful eight hundred pound “pet”, if one of those things feel like killing you it just does it. And nothing is going to stop it if it happens.
Heh, in my younger days I would have loved the snow. My old ass hates it if lasts more than a day or two now. Luckily it's not a problem we have often here.
No no, see the point is I don’t get shit on my balls because I wipe standing up. People who wipe sitting probably have a weird scat fetish or something.
The secret, shameful fetish known as “proper hygiene”. Wait.... you wipe FORWARD when sitting? Jesus Christ thank the lord above you are not a chick. Gross.
How well can you wipe when you’re stood up? Your butt cheeks are clenched causing an impenetrable butthole. The secret is the bend over stance, maximum penetration. Q-tips also help keep up the housekeeping.
I mean I use the flushable wet wipes. Squatting like at the gym gives you the maximum cheek cleavage for wiping. Let’s you angle out your taint and butthole for easiest access.