Yep, that's why I suggest baby wipes if you need a product like that. We bought the flushable wipes for awhile but found out real fast that they are not really flushable. Baby wipes are cheap and do the same thing. They're all ending up in my trashcan with shit stains. I think the bag of 240 hypoallergenic scent free baby wipes are like $4.70 or something.
Im not filling my trashcan with my shit streaked ass wipes that guest can fucking see. Plumbers need to shut the fuck up and figure this shit out. The plumbing engineer that figures it out will be a millionaire. Flushable wet wipes are the wave of the future, theyre the jet airplane to the toilet paper horse and buggy. Get with it god damnit.
That's what I was thinking. You walk into your friends bathroom, get hit in the face with the stench of shit, look down and see a wastebasket full of skid marked wipes?
Counter points: -Get a trashcan with a lid. Line with Walmart/shopping bag -Take your trash out reguarly -Shit in the master bathroom and avoid the guest thing altogether -Toilet paper for bulk of poo with wet wipe for cleanup. Fold. Little to no visible poo. You guys need to up your ass cleaning game....
All of these issues trying to handle one’s poop game and no one will use a bidet. Why are we so adverse to anal plumbing?
The bidet is the greatest invention from France since the blowjob. WHY other nations refuse to catch on to it is beyond me.
They have glow in the dark bowls too? That country is Popular Mechanics paintings come to life. They and the South Koreans just seem so far ahead of the curve.
This is my rich person splurge dream. A $10,000 toilet and I never have to clean my own ass again. They wash, dry, warm, and even self clean. What more could a girl want?
So you’ve never sat on a cold one in your life? It’s not like it’s been warmed by a stranger’s asscheeks (shudder) here but just like heating the floor tiles, it’s more comfortable than cold.
Friendly heads up, sun n ski has started their Black Friday sale and it’s very good on useful winter stuff. First time I can remember buying something not off amazon (or using amazon pay) in god knows how long! I’ll get my ski pants off amazon, but I wanted to get a nicer ski jacket.
While I enjoy Thanksgiving, the last 6 years have been ushered in by wrangling old women into the house (nothing around here is flat). I think it was 4 years ago this weekend that I dragged my mother-in-law up a flight of stairs (at her request) into her house after knee surgery. To all of you celebrating the holiday, or maybe just dragging old people around for the hell of it - Happy Thanksgiving.
I got the itch to try them when attachable bidets hit message boards as the new thing like what had happened with double edge safety razors. I got one off Amazon as a kind of Christmas Present to the house. I was mocked so mercilessly, shamed entirely, and told not to install it lest guest see it and judge us. That box has sat unopened in a bathroom closest ever since.
Bidets are fucking awesome and I don't even have one that is super expensive. I think it was like $40 on Amazon. In terms of cleanliness, it can't be beat and I've noticed a definite decrease in the amount of toilet paper being used. The only drawbacks are due to the fact that I don't have power readily available next to my toilet. The bidet I have is just there to pressure wash buttholes. The water is cold, which can come as a shock when you aren't used to it. You'll be using your toilet paper to dry yourself due to the splash. Finally, it's gonna feel weird, at least initially. Especially if you've never had your butthole played with. Given the low barrier of entry, the savings on toilet paper costs and the environmental impact, do yourself a favor and get an anal sprinkler system.