Would you pick Miley Cyrus over Riley Reid? The weirdest mainstream porn star has to be Dillon Harper. She’s cute as hell until she has an orgasm, then she looks like she’s having a massive stroke. It’s rough.
Looks like they shut her down. Looks like they dumped a bunch of them. O well plenty of her just plain getting railed on every other porn site. edit: Looks like she fucking ruined herself with an absolutely terrible abdomen tattoo. edit 2: and had a TITTIE REDUCTION.
Huh... I just might. With Riley, you've got man-months of video of her consuming monster dicks, which means that I'm already going in with huge anxiety... but with Miley, you've got trailer trash crazy, which is like a science experiment... you might just unlock some crazy-fueled fun with your dick. So yeah, to recap... for 1 night of "have some fun", I think I actually would chose Miley.
Riley is a professional dick wrangler, with years of documented and unparalleled experience. Miley is at best an amateur. Go with the pro, or make it a combo deal. No one gets famous for fucking Riley Reid, unless you break her in half, then its good fame to have. I don't wanna know what kind of famous you get for fucking Miley Cyrus.
And then you’re stuck to her for life, listening to that speaking voice that could kill a lab rat in five seconds.
Neither Miley nor Riley is going to fuck me in real life. So, if it's just pretend anyway, then I'll fuck Vanessa Decker.
Could you all please start adding links to all these porn name references...copy/paste/google on the phone is a pita
Go find a picture of yourself at the beach or a pool when you were 12 and you basically have a picture of Riley Reid.
Riley Reid: Spoiler https://www.kindgirls.com/photo.php?pub=&nom=riley_reid_83940&id=8038&num=15&pic=7&p= Spoiler https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cf99fdc756d3 Vanessa Decker: Spoiler https://www.kindgirls.com/photo.php?pub=&nom=vanessa_decker_22_03499&id=9028&num=12&pic=7&p= Spoiler https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579866f7bd4c5 (special appearance by Anna Rose)
It’s incredible. The new colourizations for old war footage make you see it in an entirely new light. And there’s so much of it to watch. Old footage never looked “real” before. Now it’s remarkable, for the first time we see how similar we are to “back then”.
Naming of porn titles is this century’s Shakespeare. Colorized photos are crazy. Film clips are a little different, they still haven’t gotten them right. I’ve got a sort of uncanny valley thing watching them. I just couldn’t get into that WW1 doc by Peter Jackson because you could obviously see the digital fill ins . Just stuck out so much I couldn’t get immersed. Everyone else seemed to love it.
Holy fucking snow! They had predicted a good amount of snow for our area last night, but I last looked outside at like 9pm and there was ~3 inches or so on the ground. I get up at 7:30 this morning and there is legit 2.5 feet. It basically snowed 2 inches an hour for 10 hours straight. You would think with the pandemic and everything, Cuomo would come on the news and just say NY is shut down today so my fiance wouldn't have to go into work at a job that's going to get ZERO foot traffic, but I guess we are behind the 8ball with something like that. In other news, I'm more of a Stella Cox fan, then a Riley Reid fan. Spoiler: Yummy