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[WDT] 2020 CHRISTMAS & HOLIDAYS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Dec 11, 2020.

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  1. jdoogie

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    Sticks the anchovies up his ass before chopping them up.
     
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    You can up the amounts of dry mustard, garlic, and vinegar. Let it sit a bit and it really amps up the bite of the garlic... if you go too far, it'll have so much garlic bite that you can't eat it comfortably.
     
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    That's more about the presentation, not the taste.
     
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    Not that the trade off isn’t worth it, but I miss out on a variety of good food because of my family. My wife is allergic to garlic, so this Italian guy has had little to no garlic for decades, with the exception of business trips, where garlic can be a liability. I haven’t been in a decent Italian restaurant with my family in years because generally everything has garlic.
     
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    That really sounds like something you should have taken into consideration before you married her.
     
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    This is like the complete opposite of a 'Nerds post.
     
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    We make a Fish Ham every year for Christmas Day and usually some kind of Italian meal for Christmas Eve.

    What's a Fish Ham you ask?

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    Just a ham disguised as a fish....Nothing to see here.
     
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    We almost exclusively eat ground turkey and chicken most of the year as far as purchased meat goes. So we're going

    RED MEAT CHRISTMAS

    Eve: Burgers with bacon, cheddar and pepperjack cheese, sauteed mushrooms, onions, garlic, jalapenos. Tater tots. Apple pie for dessert.
    Day of: Super hearty red sauce with meatballs and italian sausage over pasta, homemade breadsticks, green beans and a salad. Maybe brownies with coconut oil for dessert.

    I just don't feel like doing a big roast for the two of us. I considered turkey breast but it's still a whole lot of meat for just us. I can prepare the red sauce ahead of time so hopefully I'm not cooking all day.

    @Misanthropic no garlic? I'm sorry for your loss.... I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers as I roast the 8 bulbs on my grocery order list this weekend.
     
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    I would eat roasted garlic in front of her
     
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    I was gonna guess putting it in her toothpaste.
     
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    no that’s oragel
     
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    One of my co-workers got a tattoo of his truck yesterday. Really.
     
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    Do I even have to guess that it’s been rigged with a lift kit?
     
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    What's the over/under on Truck Nutz?
     
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    Way to much work and money for minimal return.

    They should've rigged it with 15 rounds of 12 gauge BB shot set to go off in all directions when the stolen package was opened and uploaded the audio to the cloud.

    Fuck just offending their olfactory senses, give them real pain.
     
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    Yes, obviously you do have to guess, because it's a dropped '94 Chevy Silverado*.

    *Technically, a Chevy GMT400. In those days, "Silverado" was just a trim level, not the model name. Over the years they also had "Cheyenne," "Scottsdale," etc.
     
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    Dude needs to move to a better neighborhood. I heard he had his friends take them since everyone wised up. I agree the novelty wore off. I want to see cops show up and hear the thief’s excuse and arrest.
     
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