I am picking up my online curbside grocery order and he needed a date of birth for the caffeine pills I bought. Wtf?
I get carded all the time for ZzzQuil. Like hey assholes I'm just trying to go to sleep not get drunk. I was at total wine a few weeks ago, wife wanted to stock up before the storm, like two cases of wine. Didn't bat an eye. The dude behind me, who imo looked older than me, gets carded as I was walking out and goes "wait you didn't check him!" and pointed to me. I understood it when I had a beard that went well below my mask, but now that I shaved it off I legitimately look maybe 22 even with a mask on.
No, one episode he flipped out after taking a bunch of diet pills, thinking they were something else. Come to think of it, there was an episode of "Family Matters" where Urkel does the same thing. And there was an episode of Fresh Prince where Carlton does the same thing... Man, TV writers in the early '90s were lazy.
My favorite Very Special Episode was when Uncle Tom Hanks is a full-blown alcoholic and drinks the vanilla extract on Family Ties.
Carton was caffeine pills. He nearly overdoses from dance fever later on. A very important episode that you and your entire family should sit down and watch. I always love the sitcom episodes where the parents find a single joint in the school bag, so obviously this means the Seventh Seal has been opened.
I remember in the 80's watching a Brady Bunch rerun and Marsha was telling the parents in the most dramatic possible way "I saw Greg smoking...a...cigarette."