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[WDT] 420 NATIONAL LOOK ALIKE DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 20, 2018.

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  1. NatCH

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    I get told I look like Drew Carey, as he looks now hosting The Price is Right. Which is okay, since he lost weight. But sad, since I gained weight.

    I’ve also been told I look like Jason Bateman, which I don’t see, except it was by a customer at my store, so maybe the constant look of frustration caused by my staff was the reason.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    And boobs. They were probably looking at your boobs.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Based on your username and avatar... that is the furthest away from what I would have guessed.
     
  4. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    That would've described me 30 years ago. I had glorious hair. Now, I'd look like Einstein if I let my hair grow out.

    I think of you as a cross between Jackass, the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and the flu. Is that close?
     
  5. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I guess that explains why I always picture Regina Spektor when I read your posts.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Which . . . is . . . also you. Whoa. Meta.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I would like to take this moment to officially reveal that all this time the board member you've all known as "toytoy" has, in fact, been an elaborate performance art piece I've been doing for the past ten years.
     
  8. Nettdata

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    I think, on behalf of Rush, I ask, after all this time... what do ToyToys's tits look like?
     
  9. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Similar to mine, but not as perky.
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    She's not wrong.
     
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    Are you Nom as well?

    That would explain SOOOO much....
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I only write his jokes
     
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    I can buy that...
     
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    I've gotten Dido, Jewel, and Laura Linney.

    All hysterical to me because I have a Neanderthal low forehead and a, ahem, significant nose, and those ladies all have plenty of forehead real estate and cute little lady noses. But I get it, I have a decently symmetrical face and I'M PALE, OK???
     
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    I had a girl tell me I looked like Macaulay Culkin once. That probably wasn't a compliment.
     
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    I’ve been getting told I look like Jim Carrey since I was thirteen. I didn’t take as a compliment then since he was the goofy Ace Ventura guy at that point. I more okay with it now that he’s not only known for making his ass talk for him.
     
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    I have gotten Hedo Türkoğlu (scary how close some of his picture look to me) and Tom Hardy. Both I think stem from the semi crook nose and poutier male lips.
     
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    I got told today I look like the Property Brothers.

    Not a compliment.
     
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    Meh. I don’t really “celebrate” that day. Most marijuana advocates/protesters annoy me because everything they do and say usually screams “ignore me”. Plus, the one place here in town where they protest is constantly serveryed and prowled by cops so why bother at all. It it will be legal soon and.... barely anything will change.


    As far as looks, I am a delectable combination of a prime 20’s Rudolph Valentino and Corky from ”Life Goes On”. Not proud, not ashamed.
     
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