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[WDT] 4th OF JULY WEEKEND [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 3, 2020.

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  1. Wut

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    Catch her before she starts taking her meds again and she'll be a maniac in bed but she'll also come with a risk of stabbing you 72 times.
     
    #101 Wut, Jul 8, 2020
  2. SouthernIdiot

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    Or she pulls a Bobbitt. Timing is everything.
     
    #102 SouthernIdiot, Jul 8, 2020
  3. Crown Royal

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    LOL it was inevitable...

     
    #103 Crown Royal, Jul 8, 2020
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    The “Caren” Act? Fucking idiots.

    No offense to present company.
     
    #104 Misanthropic, Jul 8, 2020
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    #105 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 8, 2020
  6. Improper

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    He could eat fancy toast, soak the boys....I like it.
     
    #106 Improper, Jul 8, 2020
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    Doesn't glow in the dark. Pass.
     
    #107 Nettdata, Jul 9, 2020
  8. Improper

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    But what. If. It. DID?!?!?!

    Someone get the marketing boys on the line!
     
    #108 Improper, Jul 9, 2020
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    3D printer thread?
     
    #109 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 9, 2020
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    If someone makes a fortune off that I'm just going to be further disgusted by the intelligent life on this planet. I have way better ideas, just need that funding to get off the ground.
     
    #110 Fiveslide, Jul 9, 2020
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    Do you think anything isn’t possible after the Pet Rock? I mean, every human being on earth knows a rock makes a shitty pet, no matter HOW stupid they are.

    So how many people bought a pet rock in the direct face of being labelled an idiot? Over five million in North America in the first six months of their “production”. They sold for four dollars each in 1975. But then again, how many poor people send money to televangelists?
     
    #111 Crown Royal, Jul 9, 2020
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    My grandfather had a pet fart. It was a glass jar with the words 'pet fart' painted on it. I don't know anyone that had a pet rock.
     
    #112 Fiveslide, Jul 10, 2020
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    That reminds me of the eBay gags from probably 20 years ago. Somebody listed a "Ghost In Jar" for sale. There was a story and pictures of a cemetery and a very creative listing. It became a pop culture thing that then spawned off all sorts of hilarious listings: Ghost in a Bar, Toast in a Jar, Ghost in a Ghost Jar . . .
     
    #113 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 10, 2020
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