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[WDT] 6/26/20 TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 26, 2020.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    that video showed me, in very simple terms, that I know so little about electricity that I really shouldn't be fucking with it.

    Is nano farts an actual unit of measurement? I'm 50/50 on if he was joking.
     
    #41 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 30, 2020
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    "The farad is the SI derived unit of electrical capacitance, the ability of a body to store an electrical charge. It is named after the English physicist Michael Faraday."

    He's talking about NanoFarads... but farts is an appropriate pun as they are stored energy that can be released.
     
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    Happy Canada Day you caribou riding moose fuckers
     
    #43 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 1, 2020
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    Thanks!
     
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    They're called Mounties.
     
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    I like that you use a large forest animal as transportation, to go and have sexual relations with a different large forest animal.
     
    #46 NatCH, Jul 1, 2020
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    Is the Blind Chicken a sex move?

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    I never realized how many ripoffs of Indiana Jones there were. Romancing the Stone, King Solomon’s Mines, Quigley Down Under (kind of) and a ton others. Tom Selleck gets a pass because he was originally going to Indy. But there were a lot of shit copycats in that era.
     
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    Don’t you dare insult Quigley.
     
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    Allen Quatermain and the lost city of gold jumps out at me as one of those

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092534/
     
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    Couldn’t Indy be considered a rip-off of the original novel King Solomon’s Mines?
     
    #51 NatCH, Jul 1, 2020
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    Some of the deer we’ve been feeding have gotten quite tame. This little dude lets my 2 year old and I pet him now:

    C3E4D153-0C0A-47B2-9956-FAB08AC79AAF.jpeg
     
    #52 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 1, 2020
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    Yeah, probably. Indy was written based on adventure serials from the 30s/40s.
     
    #53 Juice, Jul 2, 2020
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    Stress baking for the day:
    Dark chocolate double cake, with hazelnut buttercream, mocha buttercream, and dusted with dark chocolate hot cocoa mix. Served after slow-roasted spare ribs, collards, mac and cheese, and caesar salad.

    I'm trying to turn "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" into "the way to soak them panties is moist ribs and moister cake."

    For all y'all posting about Coronavirus weight loss....I couldn't get Corona pregnant, I can get Corona fat. My low was 225 lbs. November 2019, with an 505 lb. deadlift, 425 lb. squat and 265 lb. bench, only 105 lbs. off my personal records for the big 3.

    Now, I'm walking around at 246 lbs. and I haven't lifted anything heavier than 135 since March.

    I LOVE the shitty 80's knockoffs of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, etc. They are glorious.
     
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    You had me at dark double chocolate cake. I don't know who you are trying to impress but you probably succeeded.
     
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    ......

    ..........MOIST.
     
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    he said MOISTER!!!

    what the fuck kinda monster uses that word?
     
    #57 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 2, 2020
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    Shhhhhh ...ut up.
     
    #58 bewildered, Jul 2, 2020
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    DD, its working. 'wildered hubby should thank you
     
    #59 AFHokie, Jul 2, 2020
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    I think I am going to yell "hazelnut buttercream" the next time I orgasm. That needs to be a stripper name.

    I'm getting fat just being in the same room as this fucking cake.
     
    #60 downndirty, Jul 2, 2020
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