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WDT - 7/24/15

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 22, 2015.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    My friend is turning 40. I need to find a 500 pound stripper immediately. No, really, where the fuck do I even begin to look for novelty whores?

    Anybody got other ideas how to make this party memorable? You know, ruined. Brainstorm with me. Anybody throw a landmark celebration for someone? Dangerous amounts of alcohol are already covered. Might be able to get some mushrooms. I really want something sleazy like ass to ass with two midgets or an amputee stripper or a tranny with a flipper arm popping out of a cake.

    Help me, TIB, you're my only hope.
     
    #181 CharlesJohnson, Jul 31, 2015
  2. toytoy88

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    Nuxoll told police he and Cramer had drunk vodka, and when he woke up his friend was dead. But he also allegedly said, "I hope I didn't kill Dave, but if I did, I'm sorry."
     
    #182 toytoy88, Jul 31, 2015
  3. Nettdata

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    Call up your local shittiest strip club, tell them your plight... I'm sure the promoter has a ton of applicants that didn't meet even his low standards.

    Failing that, Craigslist.
     
    #183 Nettdata, Jul 31, 2015
  4. Currer Bell

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    I'm not going to drink this weekend because there is a nerd con in town and I will be spending the whole time geeking out with my daughter. But I will be happy to come in here when I get home and gibber fandom nonsense in my over-excited state - same outcome, really.
     
    #184 Currer Bell, Jul 31, 2015
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    Male or female friend? If female, do nothing. Turning 40 is shitty enough as it is. So I've heard.

    If male, get him drunk and take him out to get his scrotum tattooed with a picture of Jesus.
     
    #185 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2015
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Great start. I may be able to work with this:
     
    #186 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 31, 2015
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wow, being a mom has really messed up your brain. I'm surprised you can't even remember two years ago.
     
    #187 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 31, 2015
  8. Nettdata

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    Now that she's 45 she's getting that "sometimers" that hits the old folks.
     
    #188 Nettdata, Jul 31, 2015
  9. Currer Bell

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    My own experience and that of others who have shared with me is that 40 is the decade where you learn to stop giving a shit. It's fabulous.
     
    #189 Currer Bell, Jul 31, 2015
  10. shegirl

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    Pack your bags. We be movin'.
     
    #190 shegirl, Jul 31, 2015
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