List of reasons that my true friends would put a bullet in my head: Driving a wood-paneled station wagon or minivan Telling them that I want to talk about my feelings Expressing physical attraction to Caitlyn Jenner Crying over professional wrestling
Hahahaha, what the FUCK is that? Hulk looks like an angry midget. What's he going to do? Gnaw on your knees? Look at that fucking dome. During tag team matches, instead of tagging out, he summons dolphins to help him. That's what kills me. "Why, Hulk, why?!?!" It's a fucking shitty soap opera with large sweaty men grappling each other's naked torsos while wearing spandex panties. I mean, come the fuck on. These people beat up kids in highschool for less. However, I'm guessing most wrestling fans are less upset at their hero being a virulent, closet racist rather than not being able to buy a Hollywood Hulk shirt on the official merch page. "Whatchoo gonna do when the royalties dry up, brudda?!"
USPS efficiency: Departed USPS Facility Jul-19-15, 12:43 PM, BELL GARDENS, CA 90201 Arrived at USPS Facility Jul-21-15, 18:09 PM, LOS ANGELES, CA 90052 55+ hours. Let's see what google has to say about this trip: Via E Florence Ave 22 min without traffic 5.3 miles
Mostly, I'm going to be worried how this will affect the next season of China, Illinois. (In case you didn't know, the Hulkster is the voice of the dean on that show.)
With the USPS, you're lucky it arrived at all, and not just some scraps of paper in an "oops" envelope two months later.
What is funny, being from Canada, I will go out of my way to find someone that deals with USPS if I have to ship something, fuck UPS. USPS is the cheapest and best service and quickest.
Have you ever met someone who works at the post office? They might as well be the DMV. I wasn't getting my mail because my regular guy was on vacation. Called up the office. They basically said the mail carrier can do whatever they want, tough shit for you. Fat bitch didn't want to get out of the truck because my box is by my door, not by the road. Which is why they posted (HAH) a $1 billion+ deficit last year. If they let people mail weed they'd make a fortune.
Well, I'm going out for the weekend. When I return on Sunday, I will return a man who has gotten laid with Tinder using a profile that was nothing more than a Monty Python joke.
Sure. Area man found bound and gagged with a mackerel crammed in his anus. Say Local Authorities "Tis but a scratch"
There's a package on its way to me from Australia at the moment and it happens to contain a pair of very expensive slabs of walnut lumber that will become gunstocks. Last update I got was on the 22nd and its here in the US but the status is "Connection Delay- Customs. Recovery Actions Underway." Fuck, that can't be good.
Wait, are we surprised that Hulk Hogan is racist? He's a white guy that calls people "brother." I'm pretty sure the only other people who fit that description are frat boys and klansmen.
Straight from an After School Special. Pot death: Teen leaps 4 stories after eating marijuana cookie http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/...er-eating-marijuana-cookie/?intcmp=latestnews
Which, apparently, shegirl already started into. I want to mock you for your spelling, but I'm not sure what you were going for: amateur or immature? Get back to me.
Oh perfect, this will make my night exceptional. Nothing better than people painting up the bathrooms with tequila vomit, if you have never smelled tequila vomit consider it a win.
I don't even know. I'm having a hard time adjusting to sleeping in a new place, my commute is longer so I have to be up earlier too. What I'm trying to say is I can't spell for shit. I'm like a blind dyslexic cat with no paws. Sad.