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WDT - 7/24/15

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Jul 22, 2015.

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  1. TX.

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    The Mad Pooper

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    Husband stops my snoring by putting a pillow over my head. All snoring stops eventually. Like bleeding.

    I'm sitting at work waiting for him to help with my car that isn't starting. Prior to this I was amped to work out. Now I'm amped to go out for margaritas.
     
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    Trivago has done a marvelous job of sexying up their spokesman. Damn. Break me off a piece of his Kit Kat bar.
     
    #142 Angel_1756, Jul 29, 2015
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    I am sure he wouldn't like it if you broke his Kit Kat bar, if that is what you are calling it now.
     
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    I think I can make a solid argument that "bowel cleanse" are two of the worst words to put together.

    Or a liquid argument, rather.
     
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    Is there a reason why okcupid includes "do you feel there are circumstances where someone is obligated to have sex with you?" as one of its profile questions? I guess it does a good job of filtering out the bottom feeders, but then, there are so many other filtering questions that could be asked, such as "Do you think that Hitler had some good ideas?", or "Do you think that jet fuel can melt steel beams?".
     
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    A friend shared this. Wtf is wrong with this mongoloid?
     

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    Nothing a good trip over those handle bars couldn't fix.
     
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    COCAINE!
    I'd fuck it like it owed me money.

    So it's my birthday and I've been railing cheap coke and bud lights. #FLERIDA

    Now she me some ass. I don't care what kind. Male, Female, Jenner, Juice.

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    #148 CharlesJohnson, Jul 30, 2015
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    I should not be trying to catch up on 21 pages of the Serious Thread on the second half of my second bottle of wine. 2 pages in and my head hurts...I also might be losing my buzz. Time to polish my nails and listen to Megan Trainor.
     
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    Man, there is nothing nicer than waking up after a refreshing two hour night's sleep, opening the front door for the paper and finding a flyer from a lobby group shoved in the door with graphic photos of aborted fetuses, telling me not to vote for a political party because the leader supports pro choice.
     
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    I see your "bowel cleanse" and raise you a "botched circumcision."
     
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    So for the next few days at work I have to park in our parking garage. This is a bad idea.

    My truck rumbles just enough to set off car alarms.

    It sounded like a huge fucking traffic jam in there as I walked to the elevators.
     
    #152 toytoy88, Jul 30, 2015
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    I really fucking hate sharing an office. It's plenty big enough, but I have to listen to her incessant noise. Her phone vibrates about 1,200 times a day and she apparently thinks that I care about her children, their friends and their friend's parents and everything that each of them said.
     
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    Don't we have an expert you can ask about a broken Kit Kat bar? Durbanite?

    Which also reminds me of one of my favorite bits from The Office.
     
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    I've heard maybe 10 words from the the other guys on my team this morning and we leave the room for personal calls too. Its fantastic.
     
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    #158 Juice, Jul 30, 2015
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    Well that's the best news I've heard in awhile; I got out of the joint and found out that the whole cast is gone (except for the Stig, presumably), and I was pretty bummed out (although I thought that James May was dead weight).
    Lately I've been catching up on all the episodes I missed.

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    Some say he he has a mannequin made of Mexican pubic hair, and that he can hide a carton of smokes in his ass. All we know is he's called Dixiebandit.

    I'd pay to see you take over as American Stig. But you have like 80 pounds to go.

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