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WDT 7/26/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 26, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    Last summer I blew through the entire show, a large portion of it while I was in bed with a hurt neck and on muscle relaxers.

    It's still funny today.
     
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    I agree, I still watch it from time to time, one of the few tv shows I have on DVD.

    Just waxed the wife's new ride twice and now I can't raise my arms, fuck me.
     
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    I legitimately cannot tell if you are talking about cars or vaginas.

    PS google text correct suggests that instead of "Vaginas," I use "Vaginae."
     
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    If I was talking the vagina I would have said I can't use my tongue
     
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    If you were using your tongue then I hope you wouldn't have only waxed her ride twice.
     
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    No, not I mean her actual boobs/skin split open and started oozing... Nothing artificial.
     
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    Oops. Well, its still entirely horrible. These people are out there.
     
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    This is my ass and I have actually no recollection of doing anything to warrant such a large and painful bruise.

    What happened TiB?

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    edited to add.....I wasn't drunk enough to not remember stuff, I didn't participate in any scooter type sex activities. I am truly baffled.
     
    #208 mya, Jul 30, 2013
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    I'd say he (they?) just missed the hole by a few inches.
     
    #209 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 30, 2013
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    It's the cancer.
     
    #210 bewildered, Jul 30, 2013
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    He (single he), and nope, there was nothing like that going on. Boring weekend as far as all that goes. Unless I live a secret life and one of my alter egos had a little more fun.

    I'm with bewildered....I bet I have a clotting disorder.
     
    #211 mya, Jul 30, 2013
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    While it's possible there might be a day soon when the concept of losing one's car in a parking garage will become obsolete, I doubt people will ever not be enraged when someone double dips their chips.

    Here's a spinoff question: what is an example of a TV show that doesn't stand the test of time? I tried to think of one, but I'm blanking.
     
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    you know what's smart, is that arrested development

    #makingwhitefriends #hummus #peacoats #madmen
     
    #214 Nom Chompsky, Jul 30, 2013
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    You forgot #labs and #wholefoods
     
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    You would have to get walloped for something that dark and concentrated. Like falling on a fencepost, or taking a full-on line drive. Or punched really hard.

    Either that, or you got bit/stung by something. Can't hurt getting it checked out if you don't know.
     
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    I was bored at Trader Joe's so I was listening to this American Life and they were talking about a Thought Catalog piece about that.
     
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    I think you got shot in the ass by riot police. Ya know, the verdict came back WEEKS ago.
     
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    Yes, it was a direct blow, and it hurts (waaah waaah waaah) but nothing to be done about it. Just confuses me that I have no recollection....and I have a lot of padding back there.
     
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    Well this is the drunk thread.....

    Sober answer is you probably do have some kind of clotting issue. My wife had a bruise that looked almost IDENTICAL to that one time. Everyone, including her asshole (and, unrelated but relevant) highly conservative family, thought it was because I either abused her and/or had "dangerous" sex with her.

    Nope.

    Real answer was she got it because she ran in socks, turned a corner too sharp, and fell ass-first on the wood floor..... That she was running at a full sprint, and screaming at the top of her lungs, because I was chasing her with a live bullfrog and videotaping the whole thing, is neither here nor there.
     
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