Allord holds and title, and if the darkest pits of my memory serve me, he probably always will. That shit made my bone marrow rot. What is it with raccoons being thrown through the air lately?
Yet there as a certain artistry to the demented images he conjured from the deepest corners of the internet and so kindly shared.
That guy yelling "cheap shots!" was having the time of his life. Also that'd probably be me if I was watching this.
Note to self: add ToyToy to list of TiB members whose NSFW links I should NOT click on. Also, I keep laughing at this, but I'm not high.
Shegirl, you need to be more specific with your themes; seriously, "hot chicks with balls?!" Do you not see how this could quickly turn ugly? How about an alternate theme: Chicks with dicks! Here are some chicks with dicks right now: (you've been warned) NSFW NSFW NSFW
Well, I'm in Montreal, and through a very long story, I'm saying in my girlfriend's mom's apartment while my girlfriend's dad visits my girlfriend and my girlfriend's mom is in Europe (for clarity, the parents are divorced and the dad is visiting from out of town). Long story short, I'm sitting right above the Quartier des Spectacles. Which sounds nice, but actually sounds like Phantom of the Opera being sang very loudly all night long. It's kind of nice when your girlfriend's family is nice to you rather than try to ignore your existence because you're not the right ethnicity to be dating their daughter. In other news, foie gras poutine isn't such a good idea. I ate it more than 24 hours ago and still feel full. I'm pretty sure that the act of eating it violates at least three of the seven deadly sins.
Just went outside to have a smoke. There was a stray cat sitting on my truck and I decided to pet it. The cat wanted nothing to do with being petted and skittered away. I sat down and calmly, soothingly said "Here kitty" Pretty soon I had a stray cat sitting in my lap purring and patting my face with his/her paws. Every time it ran off, I just calmly said "Here Kitty" and it ran back over to me and sat in my lap. I don't even like cats, but for some reason animals love me.
So to keep up with Shegirl's theme of "hot chicks with balls," here's this: (It's not tranny porn, I swear) http://www.tube8.com/fetish/hot-mil...hoots-golf-balls-from-her-tight-pussy/178335/
I'm drunk, the husband has gone to bed and I've polished off the can of fat free pringles. Clearly the only thing left to do is fill up my wine glass and turn on Lego Star Wars Complete saga.
My phone has been really sassy all week. First, it was trying to autocorrect every other word to "dick." Then, I kept trying to type "dick" but it would make it "Dick" so it was of the utmost importance. And then it autocorrected "orgasm" to "Pegasus" so even our phones think the female orgasm is a myth. I don't know what's going on.
Ask my sister, we had a dry Christmas last year. Just another reason I won't be going home for Christmas and instead finding somewhere warm and alcohol soaked to forget the holidays. All moved in to the new place and have many fridges filled with beer. Also the chick at the booze store yesterday fucked up and I got an expensive carton for the price of a sixpack. Score!
So what is it with eastern european chicks and moles? They all seem to have a bunch of them all over their body. Chernobyl?
Yes, they do; and you're saying it like it's a bad thing. As a big fan of Eastern European women, I feel I must speak up to defend all the Slavic and Finno-Ugric lovelies you are slandering.
I am not saying it is a bad thing in most cases, but seriously, it is like as soon as you cross over the Iron Curtain's line of demarcation, it is mole city.
No, you're absolutely right. I've noticed it and commented on it too. It simply gives me a perverted thrill.