WDT 8/16/13. As always the entire WDT is NSFW. Wah.

No idea. I never heard the coroner's opinion.

 

I've seen a good number of burnt up bodies. None of them had any "looks" on their faces because their faces didn't exist anymore. It's like trying to find the marbling on steak that has been burnt all the way through.

Also, burnt flesh smell. Fuck that.

 

Amen. That smell stayed in my nostrils for 2 weeks. Luckily that was the only incident we had with burned bodies. Most of the dead bodies I saw were the result of car wrecks.

 

Who wants pulled pork?!

 

We were vacationing in NC the summer Hurricane Bob went up the coast. It was 100 miles offshore from us, but produced some very rough water off the beach and people were advised not to go in (no lifeguards, so there was no way to enforce it). A couple of guys decided to go in anyway. One came back out. A few days later, we saw the other dude wash up on shore. That's one picture ill never get out of my head, though I've often thought a car would look awesome in that shade of blue.

 

Yeah, people can say a lot of things stink-- burnt sugar, skunk piss, pig shit-- none of them come even close to rotting meat of any kind. It's the only thing I can think of where just the smell itself can traumatize you. It's indescribable.

 

I had chopped brisket for lunch. The bark on that probably more resembled the dead bodies.

 

At least a week. I would say that's a good cushion zone between "I want this job" and "I'm not a desperate, obnoxious stalker"

If it was a girl you just met, you would wait until the next penumbra solar eclipse (that will still make you look desperate).

 

Camp outside the office and stare into their windows until someone gives you a job offer.

 

In addition, furiously masturbate to show them you are a go-getter who is not afraid to tackle a challenge.

 

If possible send the hiring manager a list with the full names and home addesses of the people who work there - it shows you've done your research on the company and are serious about wanting to work there.

 

...while maintaining eye contact the entire time.

 

And smile. Don't forget to smile.

 

These are way better than my suggestion, which was to place a swirling black/white spiral in your asshole and bend over in front of the boss.

 

On the super shuttle ride back from the airport today this old man (seriously around 70) ceaselessly hit on this older woman (50'sish, I know I'll get hate for that), despite the fact that she mentioned that she was there for a funeral of her high school friend and that her husband is successful. Really, it was a pretty outrageous thing that this guy kept hitting on her after she mentioned the funeral. It was also incredibly obnoxious considering we were sharing a van shuttle and he was being annoyingly loud.

I think the most odd place I struck up a conversation with a woman (but didn't hit on her) was Dachau.

Edited to add: I'm also shocked to hell Ballsack is asking for job advice. I thought that guy knew everything about work.

 

I once fucked a girl after we visited Auschwitz.

 

My roommate and I are moving out of our current place and going our separate ways... which includes the puppy going with her.

I honestly don't remember the last time I was this sad.

 

I missed my old roommates' dog more than him, so I got one of my own.

 

Better after than during, that's what I always say.

 

Was Burnin' Love the soundtrack for your tryst?