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WDT 8/16/13. As always the entire WDT is NSFW. Wah.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 16, 2013.

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  1. Noland

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    You're too old and ugly for bar girls to care about screwing anymore plus your wife would crush your nuts if you did.
     
    #381 Noland, Aug 21, 2013
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    If you don't do it, you're always going to have that "what could have been" feeling.
     
    #382 Backroom, Aug 21, 2013
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    She's Romanian, pretending to be Italian. Note she didn't talk with her arms flailing around.[/quote]

    Romanian girls are stunning until they turn 30, then if they don't work hard to take care of themselves, it looks like the ugly witch hit them with the ugly broom.

    A friend of mine did the Peace Corps in Romania for two years (side note, if the Peace Corps is still sending people to your country, you don't belong in the EU) and was a teacher there. Every girl in her class was stunning. My friend is pretty good looking, but she had to compete with ass-loads of 10s in her town.
     
    #383 kuhjäger, Aug 21, 2013
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    No one could have known. She speaks Italian (VERY convincingly) and nails that sexual tension mannerism so well. And it's a Fiat commercial. And Europeans all look alike to us.
     
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    So is the guy suppose to show up to the bridal shower? Is that a thing?
     
    #385 Frank, Aug 21, 2013
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    I bet Castro has some tips for ya.
     
    #386 bewildered, Aug 21, 2013
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    For a baby shower, yeah maybe. For a bridal shower? No. It probably means he was forced to attend for some cruel reason.

    Bridal showers are for women and the gay men they go shopping with.
     
    #387 Crown Royal, Aug 21, 2013
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    said Prince Rogers Nelson.

    I think 3rdeyegirl is going to work out for him.

    You should go for it, dude. Especially if,

    a) you were in a band before, but you broke up because of creative differences (see every band, ever)

    b) in your new band, you'll play a different instrument (see Dave Grohl)

    c) your true fans know you were the heart of the first band, and have been clamoring for something fresh and new from you, giving you an instant fan base from day one (see Peter Gabriel, maybe)

    d) you're really drunk, and think starting a new band is a great idea (see Village Idiot)
     
    #388 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 21, 2013
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    NO, Baby/bridal showers are for women only. Seriously, in my ex-wife's clan, they banish all men (boys too) from the house when throwing a shower.
    The men are just glad to get out of there.

    It would be like having a (non-paid) woman at a bachelor party. You just don't do it.
     
    #389 dixiebandit69, Aug 21, 2013
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    No shit. Diet pills? What is it with people that think a magical little tablet will cure all ill will? You think fat burners-- which are highly dangerous-- are the answer? Not being active and changing the way you eat? Yeah, it was Death Star Obesity Rays that put you into the position of the helpless victim that you are.
     
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    So here's the incredible, edible ass of that chick from the Blurred Lines video:

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    This chick is put together pretty well. What the hell possesses someone to walk around naked in a music video? Not just a little, but totally naked for 5 minutes. Money, sure, but could they have paid that well?

    Also, someone dared mention Fiat Girl without posting her picture? Queers.

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    #391 CharlesJohnson, Aug 21, 2013
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    Nice--but why is she naked in a kitchen that looks worse than the one I had back in my shitty college apartment?
     
    #392 effinshenanigans, Aug 21, 2013
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    Come on, man. That chick? I have told you people before, her name is Emily Ratajkowski.

    Because, that's my kitchen, and I had more important things to do. Fortunately, she finally got around to doing some housework.
     
    #393 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 21, 2013
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    Well, she's been naked a lot during her career. In the age of the internet, screen grabs, gifs, pausing DVRs, etc. once you've been naked for 5 seconds, I don't think it matters, does it? The bigger question is who is working for Robin Thicke that he can get her so naked in his video, but she wears a bikini in Adam Levine's video?

    Even though she doesn't get naked, here's a favorite Emily Ratajkowski video, simply because I picture her and Sara Jean Underwood lezzing out after they said "cut."

     
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    Emily Ratajkowski




    You're welcome.
     

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    Shit, if I had that body you'd have to pay me to keep my clothes on
     
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  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    Finally! New sig . . .
     
    #398 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 21, 2013
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    What a name. Sounds like what I do while I look at her photos.

    I thought I was only going to watch a few seconds. Came out of the fugue state 3 minutes into the video.

    Males can mentally catalogue every pair of breasts they see. True story.
     
    #399 CharlesJohnson, Aug 21, 2013
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    Well, the j is silent.

    Unrelated, did you know that Danica McKellar rides in a car driven by a dog and then makes out with the singer who parodies the voice over of the Wonder Years and later chops off the head of a shark while Billy Zane looks on approvingly in the new Avril Lavigne video?
     
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