WDT 8/16/13. As always the entire WDT is NSFW. Wah.

I'm sure in their heads they think...."mine totally look like that". What kind of friend would I be to tell them otherwise.

Ah TiB, I'm proud of us for rallying together. 2 -3 pages discussing nothing more than the best tits ever created.

 

Tell the insides of your friends' heads that if they have fake tits, they do NOT look like that. Ratajkowski's are eye, hand and tongue magnets.

Your friends' are useful for the purpose of being in the same bar as David Lee Roth and not wanting him to ignore you.

 

Look here. If a woman was bestowed breasts that truly are tragic or deformed and genuinely make them feel insecure, then I can't blame them for getting cut. But 90% of women don't do that, they do it because the awesome thing they already have-- boobs-- just aren't awesome enough and they need more attention, or a quicker way of getting promoted. We're not saying they're unlikable. But 90% of the time it IS shallow. And in my opinion, the majority of bolt-ons look bad rather than good. Not all of them, just the majority of them.

 

My friends don't really have the stripper/porn star fake tits. There is one plastic surgeon who is the "boob" guy here and does really great work, so it is always tasteful. He actually doesn't let the patient's pick their size, but selects what he thinks fits their body. Personally, I've got nothing against a little nip and tuck here and there if it it makes you feel better about yourself. Shoot, I have tossed around the idea of a reduction with a little small implant for some added perk myself. I think well done fake tits can look better than the majority of real tits. But let's face it, real tits don't look like this girls breasts either so we aren't exactly comparing apples to apples here.

 

This. Had an ex GF with fakies and she said that she was together for 9 years with her exfiance and she still felt uncomfortable being naked around him and would wear a shirt during sexy time. Went to a nice C cup and she kicked herself for waiting so long and listening to people say "Be happy in your own skin"

 

I once slept with a girl who had had a reduction, and they were still enormous. Friends of mine have huge boobs and as we age, well, it isn't pretty. I support (heh) concentrating on tautness and appropriate sizing over humongo-fying.

 

Try terrifying. Showering with old ladies isn't all it's cracked up to be. I swear some of them could tie those suckers behind their neck in a bow they were so long. If that were me I think I would spend way too much time in front of the mirror cupping my breasts for a 'before' then letting them go for the 'after'. Before..after, before...after, remembering the times when they were luscious. I'd never get anything done.

 

I dated a woman who did just that, and I thought they felt more like tennis balls under some skin.
I married a woman who had A-cups, and most of the women I've dated since then were (natural) C & D cups. I really don't care about big tits. Small and perky is how I like 'em, but as long as a girl has two of them, I'm good. They don't even have to be symmetrical; I once dated a girl for awhile who was burned as a child, and one of her boobs was smaller than the other (not by a lot) and the nipples were different colors. She was a cool girl, and the only reason why we broke up was because she moved away for school.

Here's Jim Goad's take on the subject: Tits are for kids.

In other news, Li'l Bandit and I made it up to New Braunfels without interference from law enforcement! Also, we drove through a rain storm without windshield wipers. That was a white-knuckle ride, let me tell you. More updates tomorrow.

 

I'm with Dixie on this, big tits are cool, but I don't have the fascination with them that some guys do. Perky is king. Honestly, I'd almost rather date a girl who has tits on the smaller side than a girl with breasts on the larger side.

 

I'm with you and Dixie. Smaller and perky all the way.

 

I just love tits. Large or small, natural or enhanced... I love tits.

 

Amen!

 

Hmm, which surgery did she have? Implant removal or husbandectomy?

 

Maybe both if the former paid for them.

 

I know we're supposed to beat up and you and all that, but that blows. Sorry to hear it.

Also, since this is The Idiot Board, was there a hot cart girl involved in your (her) decision to no longer be married?

 

Well, her breasts are featured a quite a few different naked angles in this little video, and they appear to react to movement and gravity in my expert* opinion. I would suggest that you and your females get together and film several similar videos (barely audible music is optional). Then post them here for the other experts to comment on theirs for comparison, you know like for science and stuff.

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*Not an expert, just a fan. I did have several semesters of braille anatomy in college, though.

 

Jesus. It's like she's a different species.