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WDT 8/16/13. As always the entire WDT is NSFW. Wah.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 16, 2013.

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  1. Parker

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    PUPPY CUTENESS ATTACK GO!

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.wimp.com/puppydoorstop/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.wimp.com/puppydoorstop/</a>

    So at noon, a girl in my office just started making mojitos. Just fucking because.
     
    #461 Parker, Aug 22, 2013
  2. FreeCorps

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    Who wants more rugby hitting goodness?
     
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    Is there a reason puppies make all those weird movements when they are trying to investigate something? They look like one of those blow up noodle things you see in front of shady used car lots.
     
    #463 Popped Cherries, Aug 22, 2013
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  5. ssycko

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    pro tip: get a new therapist
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    Whenever I watch that sport I think " NFL players play sixteen games a year??"
     
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    I'm going to imagine that is my lab before I adopted him.
     
    #467 katokoch, Aug 22, 2013
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    That happens in my office all the time. Only my office is a bar. And we're always drunk.
     
    #468 Roxanne, Aug 22, 2013
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    That happened in my office once. Then we fired a bunch of people.
     
    #469 Noland, Aug 22, 2013
  10. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Was it this woman right here:

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    #470 Trakiel, Aug 22, 2013
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man perfectly describes my best moves on the dance floor.
     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I am learning some AMAZING moves from this guy:

     
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  13. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Just now I was in my office and when I got up out of my chair needed some readjustment. Since my office is private I simply stuck my hand down my pants and manually readjusted everything. As I was on my way to the bathroom to wash my hands our exiting clinic manager was walking her replacement - an attractive woman around my age - down the same hall and introduced me. As is custom, she extended her hand for a professional handshake. Since the introduction kind of caught me off guard my brain went into auto-pilot and I shook her hand without thinking like I normally would for any other introduction.

    Hopefully if there was enough residual ball-sweat on my hands to transfer to her hand and be noticible, she enjoys my scent and subconsciously (or consciously) thinks more favorably of me.
     
    #473 Trakiel, Aug 22, 2013
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    Well, this baby will be here in 6 weeks. He still doesn't have a name. Can TiB help me out? We're leaning towards older/classic names. We've tried looking at family names and so far nothing is jumping out at us. I want the name to be different enough that he doesn't have 5 other kids with the same name in his class but I don't want some dumb trendy pseudo name.

    And....go!

     
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  15. Nom Chompsky

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    Name him Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Boy
     
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    When we started trying to figure out names for our third Mrs. Noland's Mom sent us a copy of the family tree that went back to 16something or other. It was full of Ezekiels and Elijahs, but the best one was a girl named "Submit".

    We went in another direction for what ultimately ended up being our daughter, but should you like to use that one, feel free.
     
    #476 Noland, Aug 22, 2013
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    Name it Jacob. Everyone else in your country does.

    If I had a kid I would name Dracula Funkmaster Suplex (last name).
     
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    I've disliked every dude I met named Jacob. Do your kid a favor and don't name him that.
     
    #478 bewildered, Aug 22, 2013
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    I'd divorce my wife too if she wanted to name my child after a small rodent.
     
    #479 MoreCowbell, Aug 22, 2013
  20. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    How many dudes do you hate then? It's the "Madison" of boy names.

    Everywhere.

    Edit: the first person to give their kid a Game Of Thrones name I will personally hunt down and shackle to electrified bed springs.
     
    #480 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2013
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