I actually had that shit happen to me. My father's wife came back from my step sister giving birth and asked if I wanted to see pictures of my new nephew. Sure, why not? The very first picture she shows me is my nephew's head crowning out of my step sister. "AHHHHHH! Why the fuck would you show me that?!"
Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 Love how you took a pm to public. Maybe I sent you a pm for an honest conversation.
Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 Am I going insane? You literally just posted the same thing you pmed me in public, so I also responded in public. What the hell is happening? Please tell me you're trolling me for fun. You're trolling me, right? I'm being made fun of?
There needs to be a teacher's discount for Xanax. Gamecocks, any chance you just hit quote instead of PM?
So women get to have the fun of getting pregnant (assuming no IVF etc) then they are pregnant which sucks, which tortures their body, then give birth which also sucks I'm assuming, then take care of an infant for the next two years which sucks again, then deal with a kid for a while, meanwhile tinkering with the idea of having another kid and repeating that process, the kid becomes a teenager and likely becomes a different sort of pain in the ass, then they go to college and after college becomes decent and sociable. So getting knocked up, cool fun, having a kid thats post college age, cool fun, everything in between? Sounds wonderful. But hey who knows if I meet the right woman maybe that will change and I'll be having kids in no time. I'd like to think if I ever turn into that guy my twin brother would do what Jack Nichlas did for the Chief.
Re: Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 You are not insane. That was ment to be a pm. Please respond that way. I'm genuinely curious.
You know, I really try not to be a leering douche. But I was just forcibly reminded that I haven't been laid in 2 months when the ridiculously fit lady in front of me in yoga had stretchy translucent pants and a g string. Oh male gaze, thy name is AlmostGaunt.
You mock, but yoga is fucking awesome. I do a lot of boxing and a bit of bjj, and I swear to Christ when I do the hamstring releases once a week I gain about an inch and a half of length. In my leg. Also, the fact that I get 2 hours off a week to do it in work time, and work pays for it, and I do it in a Uni gym full of Uni students doesn't hurt.
I took yoga in college because I wanted something to force me to do regular exercise and it was the only phys ed elective that fit in my schedule. I tried really hard to not seem like the guy who just took it to perv on girls. And then a gymnast with one of the finest asses I've ever seen plopped down right in front of me on the first day of class and all my efforts were for naught.
The one thing that drives me nuts about yoga is that every. single. time. the teacher says 'Inhale, exhale', I need her to bust out some Cypress and finish with 'Just got an ounce in the mail'. One day...
I was just offered a spot in a rap video because I made an off hand remark about Lil Wayne on Twitter. I scared them off by offering to shoot everyone on the set and their tweet was deleted. What the fuck is a Weezy anyways? Heh. They think I'm a violent inflatable snowman.
I wholeheartedly concur. Jesus Christ, The Oatmeal is awesome. I defy anyone to name a better webcomic. 'Part 5: Agony' was my favorite. And I hate running.
Can we get a couple Gunners to aisle seven, please? Don't track that mud in the house. Everybody is still screaming into their pillows over Shitshow '13.
Last day at work until I meet Mrs. Noland and the offspring at the beach for a week. If this vacation was going to last a month I could probably work out all the stress and untangle my brain, but a week will have to do.