I knew immediately that was a guy, no asian chick could ever have tits as big as that. Guess spending that year in Korea taught me something.
You're outnumbered, because I am with them. They are the two that stand out, with how many shitty ones are out there. Especially that irritating one about the pretentious woman who spends her entire time complaining about life and rambling buzzwords. Somebody help me with this, I forget what it's called.
Eh, I was never a big fan of A Softer World. He's like JR Smith. When he goes off, he goes HAM, but 80% of the time he doesn't even make me crack a smile.
Just sent Mrs. Noland a text that said essentially I was looking forward to seeing her naked tomorrow because she's been gone for a few weeks. The unfortunate part is that she is driving and the 11 year old read the text to her. Out loud. With the other two in the car with her. Oops.
I got to explain porn and prison rape to my mom last night. Her friends son is turning himself in for child porn after being out on bail for inappropriate (huge understatment) texts to a student of his. Fuck all of this. So lawyers, federal charges? Charge per picture? Looking like at the least 20 odd years? This should offer partial explanation for me being an asshole on here lately. Been a rough few weeks.
I might be offended at that if I wasn't certain she will tolerate only one grouchy middle aged reprobate in her life.
So he got his student to text him nudes? How did he get caught? How old was the student? I've heard of high school kids exchanging pictures and even one where a girl had a pic of herself and was charged with child porn. How does she factor into this?
I think it's 20% ok, 60% good, and 20% fucking amazing. Overqualified is amazing too. I would kiss Joey on the mouth. Whereas the Oatmeal is often amusing, but it's so slick and heartless that I'm not even sure it could crack my top 5. I definitely have it below A Softer World, PBF, Dinosaur Comics and Three Word Phrase.
I believe you are referring to Hyperbole and a Halfand I will fight you. Also, xkcd, Three Word Phrase, and SMBC. And sometimes Hark A Vagrant. Dinosaur Comics is very overrated, though.
If anything is done over the phone it's Federal wire fraud and the penalties are ridiculous. So, on top of the charges he'll face for having child porn, he'll face additional penalties for doing it over the phone. If you stick a stamp on it and mail it, it's called mail fraud and the penalties for that are equally ridiculous. If the FBI asks you a question like "Do you have kiddie porn on your phone" and you're stupid enough to open your mouth and say "No" and then they find your kiddie porn that's called obstruction of justice and denying your first crime is an additional crime. The lesson here? Don't ever fucking talk to the FBI. Ever. Under any circumstances. The only word that should come out of your mouth is "Lawyer". When they tell you aren't under arrest and you aren't entitled to one, then close the door or walk away. Never talk to the FBI.