I don't know whether to be ashamed of myself or proud of myself; I talked myself out of something most guys only dream about: Being the meat in a girl sandwich. Story: At approximately 11 PM last night, I got a text message from an ex-girlfriend/friend-with-benefits that she was down here from the Dallas area for one night only, and wanted to see me. I dropped what I was doing, and went on my way to the bar where she was at. On the way, she texted me that she'd already left, and gave me the address to her friend's apartment, where she was going to spend the night. I get to the apartment, and it's all girls, and they are all trashed; my ex says she just wants to pass out, and she's literally dozing off. (They all know about my past involvement with her, and everything is cool.) Then shortly after my arrival, all of the girls leave, except for the owner of the apartment. My ex is cuddled up with me, dozing off, and her friend is talking to me and putting her hands all over both of us! It's then that I find out that they used to have a lesbian relationship! I never knew this, after seeing her off and on for over 10 years. Anyway, the thing that turned me off was that my ex-girlfriend wasn't into it at the time; She kept mentioning how tired she was, so I decided to tuck her in and go back home. I guess I could have pressured her into doing it (her friend was HOT, if you like thick women, which I do), but I think that would have damaged our relationship. Maybe we can do it later, when she's more rested? Anyway, here's this to stay on topic: (warning, the pic is huge. Does anyone have any tips for resizing it?) NSFW EDIT: If you've got something better, show it. We have a thread devoted to that, just so you know.
When you have flaxseed porridge for dinner, there is no constipated straining. There is no try, there is only do. Do-do.
"Flaxseed" sounds like birth control for men. "MEN, are you tired of getting your girlfriend/babysitter/math student pregnant? Try Flaxseed. ...Flaxseed!!! There's an 'x' in the name, so you know it's real medicine."
Well, excuuuuuuse me for trying to stay in the theme. You guys are mean. I must now defend the lovely Ms. Carrington. Yes, yes, that's exactly what happened. Isn't that how it happens at your house? Actually, I think this happened first: NSFW Then, this: I figured you would be more concerned that the MIXER on the counter is going totally unused during the cake making process. It does? I . . . I don't think that word means what you think it means. I'm pretty generous with what constitute nice boobs: they are uncovered and they don't sag past her navel.
In a move that will likely have Freecorps creaming his shorts, the bride and groom whose wedding I'm playing in August sent me their playlist of requests for ceremony music. The list includes: - X-Men theme (90's cartoon opening music) - Walking Dead theme - Street Fighter (Balrog's theme) - Legend of Zelda (dungeon theme) - Super Mario World (underwater) - Possibly the Tetris theme as processional music for the bridesmaids, with increasing tempo to get them to walk faster This wedding is going to be whack. Also, I came home early to find that my next door neighbour is drilling SOMETHING with ferocity. I want to drill his face to the pavement.
The wedding march I played a couple weeks ago was "2 minutes to Midnight" by Iron Maiden. Awesome, but weird.
We used Master of Puppets for ours. That was played immediately after a bunch of Journey and Bon Jovi songs performed by a string quartet. It was quite the change of pace. And made it bad ass.
Oh Dixie, you poor poor soul. You do know they scissored like 5 year old kids in art class after you left.
From one of the local news stations. Pretty freaky but also kinda cool. http://www.fox28.com/story/23031474...rborne-catches-fire-warning-explicit-language
I get a lot of pre-requests for i think theyre called Vitamin String Quartet, who do string pieces for virtually any pop hit since the 60's.
Vitamin are pretty awesome, I've got both of the Tool albums they did. The list of what they have done is ridiculously extensive. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_String_Quartet
As a public service for TiB I was going to try and post another thematically appropriate picture here in the ol' WDT. Just FYI, when using Google image search, if you type nude + kitchen, be aware that there may or may not be a picture of a girl on the floor with her legs back over her head with some kind of plastic speculum inserted in her ass while someone pours in a strawberry smoothie from a blender. Allegedly. What I don't even.
Balrog's theme? Good shit. I'm assuming they are picking off the original SFII soundtrack. If they are choosing from all the SF's, see if they'll go with Guile's theme from IV, especially since it goes with everything. Eh, the LoZ dungeon theme is insanely repetitive. You want bad-assery? Try Ganon's theme from Twilight Princess. The other two I have no problem with, although they should have the bridesmaids come down doing some kind of russian dance if you're going with Tetris. As for me, I plan on somehow shoehorning the Megaman 2 theme at my hypothetical wedding.
Your kitchen is pretty. I am so tired of my fake granite countertops that are actually that pressed board stuff. Also, don't you get sleepy after imbibing now? I foresee half a bottle drank before you're passed out like a two year old at nap time.