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WDT 8/2/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 2, 2013.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Yeah I should have went 3rd party when my Ipod wound up stolen. Apple couldn't do shit, the police wouldn't do shit. I shelled out another 300 bucks for a new one instead of getting someone to knock on doors and break knee caps at the apartment complex the last place it hit a wifi at.
     
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    Squeezing titties reduces breast cancer. GOD BE PRAISED.

    You see, ladies, when we try to grope you it is merely an atavistic, innate compulsion to help maintain your health. Anyone interested in some mechanical therapy, I am available all hours without appointment. I insist. Really.
     
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    Ill fuck you til you love me, faggot.
     
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    May I use this in my wedding vows?
     
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  5. shegirl

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    I had Thai food for lunch and a Thai iced coffee. I think my stomach is going to kill me in my sleep tonight. Although the coffee was good it's basically coffee concentrate with condensed milk. Did I mention that I don't drink much coffee? I'm a tea girl. Yeah stomach take that!

    Top it off with spicy food and it spells disaster.
     
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    I don't care what this says about me, I want one of these BADLY.

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    Thai coffee is rad. However, I drink anywhere from 5-10 cups of strong coffee each day so there's that. Take something to coat your stomach She girl, you will be OK.
     
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    My friend has one. It has some go under the bonnet. Handles extremely well. Insanely fun drive.

    What I always dig is when Top Gear has Mini segments. I have never wanted to go rally car driving until then.

     
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    That's my favorite Mike Tyson quote of all time.

     
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    This is better than the Playboy mansion being filled with $100 bills.
     
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    My mom has an 03 and it is a god damned lemon. Every few months the breaks go out or the power steering fluid leaks out, she's had multiple pumps go out. It's sort of peppy but if you don't know how to fix cars it can get expensive fixing. Shit my brother got a used Porche for the same price my mom paid for here Mini and it is a ten times cooler car to drive/ride in.

    I was always partial for Tyson's threat of crushing your children's testicles to make them feel the pain he did.
     
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    Should I be embarrassed that I've been enjoying this song lately because I just discovered it a few weeks ago?

     
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    It smells like raw sewage in here. I can't stop farting and running to the toilet.

    Maybe my decision to visit the gym in a few minutes is not such a good idea.

    The fuck did I eat?!
     
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    And they're surprisingly roomy. I counted 12 clowns getting out one.
     
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    You. Me. My girlfriend. Threesome.
     
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    Awesome mental image.
     
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    The International 3 is on. Last match of the night (Orange vs Dignitas). $1,422,875 for first place, $626,065 for second. Top 8 get paid out. This is nuts.
     
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    This is all I can think of.

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    I hope I don't have plans for tomorrow.
     
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