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WDT 8/2/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 2, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    How is that Old Charter? I feel like a liquor weekend is in order.

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    This is Red Velvet Cake............ Right?

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    Looks more like a scene from Blue Velvet. Hahahahahaha . . . ha.

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    I could go for some nitrous followed by an insanely violent tirade right about now.

    On a fantastic note, I just got my notice saying my criminal record has been expunged. This is really great news.
     
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    I could go for some NSFW tags. Jesus.
     
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    It's an old-fashioned ass in your face Canadian long weekend drunk thread.

    Old fashioned. Fornicats WOOOOOOO
     
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    Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13


    I got 2 more years until my impaired driving comes off my record, the probation violation and subsequent jail time however will always be there.
     
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    Jail was enough to make me never fuck up with the law again. There is pain, then there is THAT pain. Fucking good riddance.
     
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    I just had a chin cramp and my life flashed before my eyes.
     
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    Actually, that particular cramp sucks horribly. It feels like col. Chuck Norris Braddock has you under the jaw.
     
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    I took your advice and googled "nude kitchen." There's some good stuff there:

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    Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13

    Yeah I heard getting fucked in the ass is painful, thankfully that wasn't part of my incarceration experience.
     
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    I walked into THAT like an invisible beehive. Fine. No, it was pillowcases with books. I found out quickly that Cornell West was right. Lets stop with the depressing talk about the worst place on earth. Wasn't toytoy discussing dirty, bloody, diseased dicks a few days ago?
     
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    Almost feels like this belongs in a sober thread, but here you go jackals, have at it: genuine response or laugh at my expense, I don't care either way

    Background: I learned, quickly, as a child, how to fight. Otherwise, I would have been raped. By my father. First time I knocked out a person when I was 12. First person I knocked out was my father; I kneed him in the groin to get him on my level, then I hit him in the jaw. He went out cold for a few moments and I ran away (he hadn't -- conveniently -- told me how to call 911 at that time).

    Now: My father's wife just contacted me on Facebook. I told her, nicer than I probably will describe here, that I will never trust him around children, specifically our children, ever, and that she can feel free to take that as far as she wishes.


    Question for the board: I know she'll message me back. What should I say? Should I be more or less descriptive or what he actually did? I don't want to press charges against the guy (this was a decade ago) I just want him to go away. And I am very cool with the step-mother.... Should I not reply at all? Should I play this out and see what happens?
     
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    Kurt Russell on Gilligan's Island:

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    ...that was 48 years ago. Dude's a worker.
     
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    You and I have very different definitions of "good stuff".
    Here's my good stuff.
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    And well hell, why not?
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    The fiancé and I are walking in to this:


    The dj is going to loop the beginning for the parents, wedding party, etc. intros, and we're coming in when it drops at 0:52.
     
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    Thanks, Nitwit.

    Taking my mom out to dinner tonight. Debating on whether I should crack jokes about her age.
     
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    ...MLP turned 49 years old today. Yeeeeeesh girl you look goooooood
     
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    Crack as many jokes as you want. With that ball gag in her mouth, you won't be able to hear any retort.
     
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