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WDT 8/2/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 2, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    So, Tara Reid thinks Whale Sharks are created by whales and sharks mating. That's not from Sharknado, she actually said that. Out loud. On TV.

    WHY exactly is she still around?
     
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    Thankfully the crosses aren't pink, but yea, the room is a bit over the top. Considering I'm not religious the crosses add a nice bit if awkwardness for me.
     
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    Id rather shove a chilli pepper up my pee hole than watch Tara Reid act.
     
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    I once got habanero on my shaft, in no way was that preferable to watching Tara Reid movie.
     
    #584 toddamus, Aug 9, 2013
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I think you just answered your own question there.
     
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    ...but why?

    Im not a scientist, but I cant imagine Habanero oil makes for very good lube, no?
     
    #586 Juice, Aug 9, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    It's great for those situations where you want the girl thinking about you after you've left.

    For like, say two weeks?

    Not that I've done it, a friend told me about it. Really.
     
    #587 The Village Idiot, Aug 9, 2013
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    Sounds hot.

    [​IMG]
     
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    You guys ever wanted to have hot sex? I did but I think I took that expression too literally. Jk of course.
     
    #589 toddamus, Aug 9, 2013
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think calling what she does acting is being generous. She's still around because people know her name. She got popular when she was attractive and then stayed in the news for being a train wreck on drugs and having crooked boobs. At least, I think that's right. She may have gotten off drugs and gotten her boobs straigtened out, but I'm not sure. The "now" picture below is actually from several years ago.

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    #590 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 9, 2013
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    The hilarious thing is she was posing for photos for probably a couple minutes before she noticed her grout bag was out. That's how much of a fucked-up loser she was/is.

    American Pie is the only reason we know who she is, just like every single young actor from that movie. Only the kid who played Kevin starred in movies before it. They would be nobodies if it weren't for that movie.
     
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    What does it say about me that I'd hit that without reservation, other than the fact that I haven't gotten laid in a long time? (In fact, I'm going to use that as my excuse, and nobody can hold it against me.)
     
    #592 Trakiel, Aug 9, 2013
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    Well, I knew her from Big Lebowski first.

     
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    TFIFB.
    Thank Fuck It's Friday, Bitches.
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    It says you're a normal guy who likes blondes with big tits. I know the majority of the internet Fabios of the world bang WAY hotter chicks, regularly, and with extreme reservation. For the rest of us schmos, fucking a drunken, half crazy big tittied blonde is welcomed in spite of whatever reputation she may have and be proud of it*. Fuck it, dude. The only thing that says about you is you're a goddamned testament to the American spirit.


    *Take THAT slut shaming!
     
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    I believe Most guys will bang anything that:

    a) Has a vagina
    b) Is conscious
    C) isn't attached to an oxygen canister.

    And clap-clap-clap on flipping the bird to slut shaming. Oh, women who enjoy pleasure-fucking are wrong? Set yourself on fire.
     
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    Like my grandpa always said, "A decent fuck a thespian does not make."

    I'd fuck the the alchohol-infused shit out of Tara Reid. It wouldn't even be a hate fuck either. It's the same kind of sex I'd have with Lindsay Lohan. Hot, sweaty, and stretched out roast beef curtains.
     
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    So.... Who else here is hungry now?
     
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    That GIF (JIIIIIIIIIFF! JIF JIF JIF JIF JIF) reminds me of the new Jackass movie. Relevant part starts at 1:30.

     
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