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WDT 8/2/13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 2, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13

    I'd take an open faced sandwich covered in gravy right about now.
     
    #601 Flat_Rate, Aug 9, 2013
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    Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13

    I do NOT recommend typing "roast beef curtains open face covered in gravy" into Google's image search.
     
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    From Bewildered's recent post, sounds like she could whip up some gravy for ya.
     
    #603 Juice, Aug 9, 2013
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    More like a thin soup.

    WHOOOO'S READY FOR LUNCH?!
     
    #604 bewildered, Aug 9, 2013
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    God dammit!! I just got back from lunch where I had a french dip. EWWWWW!!!!! You guys fucking suck.
     
    #605 shegirl, Aug 9, 2013
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    The toilet I just destroyed looked like a gallon sized porcelain bowl of au jus with toilet paper floating in it. That's not even the worst part.
     
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    No, the worst part is that I was eating cottage cheese while I read that.
     
    #607 bewildered, Aug 9, 2013
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    I hate all of you. Yuck.
     
    #608 Angel_1756, Aug 9, 2013
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    "Dirty, bloody, diseased dicks" doesn't seem as bad now, yes?
     
    #609 Crown Royal, Aug 9, 2013
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    Can anyone explain the whole Internet chest-puffing when it comes to celebrities? I honestly don't get it. I've fucked some really hot girls, some girls I'm not so proud of, and a lot in between. Tara Reid is fucked up, but by no means anywhere close to the bottom of the pile of girls you'll talk to on an average night out. If I saw her at the bar I'd be on that faster than you could say "coke whore." I'd probably tell my friends about it the next day and hit it a few more times until her craziness outweighed the fun of sticking my dick in her.
     
    #610 The Dread Pirate, Aug 9, 2013
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    Don't hate me. I am merely a victim of circumstance here. Now all of them, the ones raising the YUCK bar, them you may hate.

    The worst part is I had a cup of clam chowder with it. I am so totally grossed out right now. I can't even shake it off.
     
    #611 shegirl, Aug 9, 2013
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    What teenage girls didn't like making up dance routines on the pool deck?

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    Based on the context of the previous posts, I really was expecting one of those girls to shit themself.
     
    #613 Angel_1756, Aug 9, 2013
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    I was actually afraid to click on it, because I was afraid there would be underage titty. cause remember how there used to be titty in the WDT? But then I clicked anyway because I was hoping for teenage to mean 18-19. But then I was a little nervous, because at first glance they looked not 18+. But, then I laughed because of the whole falling thing. But then back to sad because there was no titty.
     
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    If a bunch of homeless guys jizzed in your clam chowder but you can't taste or see it, did it really happen?
     
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    You are walking a very fine line. Keep it up.
     
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    I always figured they were held to a much higher standard since they're paid millions of dollars almost entirely based on how they look. So saying Tara Reid isn't that hot isn't saying you wouldn't hit it at a night out on the town or that she wouldn't easily be in the top running of girls you've been with, just that she's not hot for a female celebrity, and has no business for being famous for her looks (at least not anymore).

    And then there's Crown who can't objectively look past personality and effectively judge female physical attractiveness. But that's a whole different can of worms.
     
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    It depends on whether it's personality or Celebrity Blindness. Because Nicki Minaj and Kesha are obnoxious, but more importantly they're fucking ugly. And they enhance it by dressing and painting themselves up like Mantis Shrimp.
     
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    I wonder if they smell like fish?
     
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    You can taste the difference, trust me.
     
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